RoyalOrleans
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Here's another politically incorrect joke... What do you call a black man wearing a suit and driving a Jaguar? - - - - - - - - - - A ni####!
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That is, if the girl is an amputee.
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That is something domestic that the Corp didn't instill in me. It came from my mother, because she was an ironing fury!
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Depends on the corporation.
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I wasn't praying for you.
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I call bullsh!t!!! You should see the crease I can put in a pair of slacks! You could cut a rump roast with my crease.
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Kissing rabbits remind me that I have yet to et.
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Come on! I happily share my christian name with any and every one of you people. It's Dick Hertzer.
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Hell no! It's like a mullet and hairsprayed and crimped damnation up there.
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For Wez... [attach=full]1266[/attach]
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Ehhh.... I've got my moments.
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Oh yeah... I've been to Bumfukk, Egypt a few times.
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Hmmm... And here I thought I made friends with Dusty Hill.
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Hot and black... like I like my women!
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Throw in mental anguish and you've got a deal!
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Thank a vet every day. We aren't hard to distinguish... look for the thousand yard stare.
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It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think. -Amsterdam Vallon, Gangs of New York
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According to the terms of my sentencing, I'm not allowed within 500 feet of any school.
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He knows what will happen if our paths ever cross.
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Why does everything have to revolve around you?
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Why would you say that? Is it because I'm a single guy out crusing the muff? Posting here is about as up close and personal as I get to a rabble of complete strangers on the Internet.
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Where in the blue hell have you been?
