a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't say to Ash Wensdee:

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
> must suffer, like this:
>
>>
>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>
>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>
>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>
>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>
>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>
>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.
>>>>
>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>
>>>
>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t
>>
>>Wrong.
>>
>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>
> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave
....before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't call
me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

Until yesterday I had no idea you disliked it so much. Thanks fer that
Dave....sorry, Div, I meant Div!!

> Ash, Zen, ****tard, all
> fine.

What about 'Div', then? Can we calls you 'Div'?
I know I've started calling you 'Div' already before asking but, y' know,
just been polite an' all.

I likes it 'cos 'Div' sounds like 'Dave'.
You should like it 'cos Div's not 'Dave'.

So, whaddaya say? Can I call you Div? C'mon, it's gotta be better than
Dave.
And you did just say I can call you '****tard'...and 'Div' is just another
word for '****tard'...

> Davey no.

Not even Davey boy...not now we got Divvy.

> Show some respect, ****.

Sure...who to?

> Do it again, join Gunter in Siberia. Okay?

That's tuuuvaa to go fer a bit of throat singing.

>>If you remember, we were discussing humour in the 'apologies' thread.
>>...Which you've been avoiding like the plague ever since.
>>
>>Why have you been avoiding the 'apologies' thread like the plague ever
>>since, eh?
>
> I'm getting humiliated and I think **** that.
> That's pretty standard for me.

That's more like it, eh Da...Div. That's what's really going on there
ain't it.

>>And before you ask, that was neither humour nor sarcasm. It was a
>>question.
>>
>
> Is this like a quiz? Do I get a prize if I answer enough questions
> correctly?

No. Well, yes ...But the word "correctly" ****ed any chances of that
happening, right up.















Assuming Dave is yer real name. I honestly don't know fer sure what yer
real name is. Tho' if you're happy to be pissed off getting called Dave,
then Dave it is. Dave .

Not that I'd call you Dave.
 
"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
must suffer, like this:

>
>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>> must suffer, like this:
>>
>>>
>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>
>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>
>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>
>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t
>>>
>>>Wrong.
>>>
>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>
>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>
>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave
>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>
>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>
>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't call
>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>

Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

--

I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.
http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

Ash Wensdee
 
Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
must suffer, like this:

>Ash Wensdee <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in
>news:fmrrc4pun477idrl411935ovbl7a12b510@4ax.com:
>
>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>> must suffer, like this:
>>
>>>On 14 Sep, 01:37, Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote:
>>>> ?Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,
>>>
>>>I was a Pears Soap kid. Did I ever tell you that? I'm a much more
>>>ugly adult.
>>>
>>>> and now the world
>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>
>>>> >1. ?Are those laughter lines? ?
>>>>
>>>> 2. Says Ms.
>>>
>>>If you ever call me Ms again, I will killfile your arse quicker than
>>>you can say, "suck me off, Hopey" geddit? And the thing about me,
>>>****y, is that I am true to my word.
>>>
>>>Well, except when I say I'll never talk to you again. Then I'm
>>>totally lying, obv.
>>
>> Okay Ms ****wit, you got it.
>
> plonk



As if, Ms Bullshitter.

--

I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.
http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

Ash Wensdee
 
"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
> must suffer, like this:
>
>>
>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t
>>>>
>>>>Wrong.
>>>>
>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>
>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>
>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave
>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>
>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>
>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't
>>call
>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>
>
> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there
forever tho'.
 
" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
much
>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>> Russian.
>>>>
>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
Guinean.
>>>
>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>
>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>
> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.
 
"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
> much
>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
> Guinean.
>>>>
>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>
>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>
>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!
>
> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.
>
Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!
 
"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>> must suffer, like this:
>>
>>>
>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t
>>>>>
>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>
>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>
>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>
>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave
>>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>
>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>
>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>"Don't call
>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>
>>
>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>
> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there
> forever tho'.

Of all the imaginations to hide in. He'll get bored soon enough.
 
" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1
@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
>> much
>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>> Guinean.
>>>>>
>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>
>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>
>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!
>>
>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.
>>
> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!

There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as you
might think.
 
"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1BC0E31C80Awotevz@194.177.97.96...
>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
> news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1
> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>
>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>
>>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!
>>>
>>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.
>>>
>> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!
>
> There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as you
> might think.
>
Are you a window licking dribbler then? in that case your off the menu for
me!
 
Puck wrote:
> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much
>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>> Russian.
>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.
>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>
> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
 
Puck wrote:
> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:
>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
> much
>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
> Guinean.
>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>
>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!
>
> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

Short sighted.
 
"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>
>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>
>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave
>>>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>
>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>
>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>"Don't call
>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>
>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there
>> forever tho'.
>
> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...

> He'll get bored soon enough.

....Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can put up
with him before he cracks up.
 
" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
news:9PWdnVX84aw5nE3VnZ2dnUVZ8vCdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1BC0E31C80Awotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>> news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1
>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****. LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would
>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail
>>>>>>>>> order Russian.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!
>>>>
>>>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.
>>>>
>>> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!
>>
>> There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as
>> you might think.
>>
> Are you a window licking dribbler then?

**** off am I, cheeky ****.

> in that case your off the menu for me!

Actually, now you come to mention it...
 
Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

> Puck wrote:
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
much
>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>> Russian.
>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
Guinean.
>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>
>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>
> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.


Speaking of Pygmies...

I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make
it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

"and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
bollocks, lady," they'll say.
 
"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>
>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>
>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>
>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>> there forever tho'.
>>
>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>
> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...
>
>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>
> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can
> put up with him before he cracks up.

Speaking of cracking up...

I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that
one.

Speaking of cracking up...

Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
 
"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>
>> Puck wrote:
>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
> much
>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
> Guinean.
>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>
>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>
>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>
>
> Speaking of Pygmies...
>
> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>
> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make
> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>
> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to live
in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
 
"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...
> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>
>>
>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world
>>>>> must suffer, like this:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>>
>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>>> there forever tho'.
>>>
>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>>
>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...
>>
>>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>>
>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can
>> put up with him before he cracks up.
>
> Speaking of cracking up...
>
> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that
> one.

Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars
you chose
france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.

But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky
stars you chose
france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****suckers" would be
better


> Speaking of cracking up...
>
> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.
 
"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Puck wrote:
>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
>> much
>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
>> Guinean.
>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>
>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>
>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>
>>
>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>
>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>
>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to
>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>>
>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>
> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose france to
> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.

You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad
like that. They don't know they're born.
 
"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
news:qkpAk.59496$E41.57@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>
> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the
>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' ****in' Fun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' ****in' ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,
>>>>>>>>>>>eh.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally
>>>>>>>>>>>accurate.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,
>>>>>>>>>> right?t
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Wrong.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not
>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.
>>>>>>>"Don't call
>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called
>>>>>>>Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in
>>>>> there forever tho'.
>>>>
>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.
>>>
>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even
>>> so...
>>>
>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.
>>>
>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo
>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.
>>
>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>
>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done
>> that one.
>
> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky
> stars you chose
> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.

And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad
like that.

> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to **** off and count their
> lucky stars you chose
> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****suckers" would
> be better

I admire your adding of expletives.

>> Speaking of cracking up...
>>
>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?
>
> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.

Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small
pieces of Danish plastic.
 
Puck wrote:
> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>
>> Puck wrote:
>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that we're all ****.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be
> much
>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.
>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order
>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New
> Guinean.
>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>
>
> Speaking of Pygmies...
>
> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>
> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make
> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.
>
> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'
> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

just say that if you insist on sending all your **** down the chunnel
it's only fair that some comes back t'other way!
That'll ****ing tell the ****s.
hths
 

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