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gregvk wrote:
> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
> news:cpia54dsc2qn322ihg4bm1fkou9v07ali6@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer
>>>>>>>>>>> willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to
>>>>>>>>>>> you for more than five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone
>>>>>>>>> tell you otherwise.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine
>>>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>
>>>>> Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>>>>
>>>> I've underestimated your stupidity.
>>>
>>> Goo
>
> Nice
Nice what?
>> That happens when you play with your organ too much.
>
> What exactly do you mean?
>
>>>>>>>>>> If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual
>>>>>> fantasy?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands.
>>>>> You ****in perv.
>>>>
>>>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
>>>> don't have any balls.
>>>
>>> There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko.
>>
>> You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron.
>
> You
You what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again --
>>>>>>>>>>> but only if it bothers you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Obsession: Noted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>>>>
>>>>> Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>>>>
>>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.
>>>
>>> Inability to flame: Noted.
>>
>> Nice PKB, newbie.
>
> Ignorance of what "PKB" means: Noted.
>
>>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Request denied. Again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total
>>>>> compliance.
>>>>
>>>> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.
>>>
>>> You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.
>>
>> You did
>
> You did what?
>
>>>> Do it again, as ordered.
>>>
>>> Do what again?
>>
>> Change
>
> Change what?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** do you eat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You actually poke around in your ****, looking for
>>>>>>>>>>> mushrooms?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what
>>>>>>>>>> was left over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress
>>>>>>> yourself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's not imagination, that's a fact.
>>>>
>>>> <chuckle>
>>>
>>> Absence of denial: Noted.
>>
>> Absence of intelligence: Noted.
>
> Your
Your what?
>>>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>>>>>
>>>>> For the umpteenth time, leave me
>>>>
>>>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.
>>>
>>> You're married to your cousin, I bet.
>>
>> You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi.
>
> Wrong. ...But it's funny that you didn't deny being married to your
> cousin. LOL! Your family reunions must be awkward.
>
>>>>>>>> you come into the world of
>>>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how
>>>>>> you're in my 'sick world'.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>
>>>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
>>>> arse isn't you?
>>>
>>> Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to
>>> grow mushrooms in your butt.
>>
>> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, ****wit?
>
> Admission of
Admission of what?
>>>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>>>>>
>>>>> Gay lames, now?
>>>>
>>>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them.
>>>
>>> There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back.
>>
>> It's all you've done for three reply cycles.
>
> Then
Then what?
>>>>>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A
>>>>>> plumber specialising in shitters?
>>>>>
>>>>> WTF is your obsession with ****?
>>>>
>>>> You keep posting it, newbie.
>>>
>>> Those are your words, not mine, stoopid.
>>
>> You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking **** in this
>> thread.
>
> No, I asked
You asked what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post
>>>>>>>>>>> editing coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will
>>>>>>>>>>> follow.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi
>>>>>>>>>>> running over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> /starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know that you think you're clever because you clipped
>>>>>>>>> something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping
>>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> YA RLY
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think
>>>>>
>>>>> Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used
>>>>> your brain for years. Decades, even.
>>>>
>>>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need
>>>> to get out of first gear?
>>>
>>> Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!"
>>
>> Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply.
>
> I was
You were what?
>>> ...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything
>>> that wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever.
>>>
>>>>>>>>> Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you
>>>>>>>>> clever. It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who
>>>>>>>>>> has lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his
>>>>>>>>>> hand at the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated
>>>>>>>>>> your own abilities and your error has forced you into
>>>>>>>>>> stringing together a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an
>>>>>>>>>> attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic
>>>>>>> moaning, emo boi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>>>>>
>>>>> I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.
>>>>
>>>> Your friends in email, eh?
>>>
>>> My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been.
>>
>> Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway?
>
> Nice
Nice what?
>>>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to
>>>>>>>> me or are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>>>>
>>>>> You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>>>>> selection. Simple as that.
>>>>
>>>> You're a ****ing idiot then.
>>>
>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>
>> That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be.
>
> "When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+
>
>>>>>>> But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me
>>>>>>> smile.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve
>>>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%.
>>>>>
>>>>> I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.
>>>>
>>>> Quality, not quantity, dumb****.
>>>
>>> Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment
>>> on.
>>
>> Nice IKY, dumb****.
>
> And my point is proven. (Thanks, Dimmy.)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone;
>>>>>>>>>>> we use real English, around here, not that retarded
>>>>>>>>>>> blather that makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring
>>>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you
>>>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out
>>>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't
>>>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from
>>>>>>>>> turning brown, and then move forward with your amusing
>>>>>>>>> little plans for world domination. HTH!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
>>>>>>> nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where
>>>>>>> toothpaste has yet to be produced or imported.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four
>>>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to
>>>>>> need it.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly
>>>>> proportional to the potential for tooth decay?
>>>>
>>>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
>>>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste.
>>>
>>> Wrong.
>>
>> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day.
>
> Prove what?
>>> The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
>>> acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's
>>> the acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent
>>> brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of
>>> choppers.
>>
>> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries.
>
> As opposed to
Opposed to what?
>> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth.
>
> I imagine you're surprised 24x7, even while asleep.
>
>>> ...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know
>>> more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your
>>> shack.
>>>
>>>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after
>>>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because
>>>> they're so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty,
>>>> halitosis-ridden ****er.
>>>
>>> You sound upset.
>>
>> You sound desperate.
>
> You sound retarded.
>
>>>>> ...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you're able to move forward with anything without having a
>>>>>>>> heart attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those little snippers are going again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a
>>>>> self- answering question?
>>>>
>>>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.
>>>
>>> I just want to know why
>>
>> Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b.
>
> Why'd you clip the question about your mushroom harvest? You weren't
> bothered by it, were you?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own
>>>>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom
>>>>>>>>> habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces
>>>>>>>>> to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was
>>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure
>>>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a
>>>>>> figment of your imagination?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you know how a dictionary works?
>>>>
>>>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?
>>>
>>> And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third?
>>
>> Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b?
>
> You're the one who grows them. **** knows how. But considering that
> mushrooms grow on dead, decaying things, my guess is that your
> personal hygiene is ****in atrocious.
>
>>>>>>>> In fact, the
>>>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your
>>>>>>>> imagination.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice backpedal.
>>>>
>>>> Nice snip.
>>>
>>> Nice lie.
>>
>> Nice involuntary bowel movement.
>
> Nice evasion.
>
>>>>>> You've written down the output
>>>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to
>>>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing
>>>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too.
>>>>>
>>>>> All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.
>>>>
>>>> You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?
>>>
>>> You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross.
>>
>> You can also buy food from a grocery store.
>
> Your butt-mushrooms qualify as food?
>
>> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know.
>
> We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing.
>
>>>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a
>>>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and
>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination
>>>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing
>>>>>> mushrooms in your arse'.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.
>>>>
>>>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.
>>>
>>> And what kind would that be?
>>
>> The magic ones, lackwit.
>
> And what kind would those be?
>
>>>>> No imagination is involved.
>>>>
>>>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one.
>>>
>>> Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to
>>> claim about my imagination. Dumbass.
>>
>> You don't have an imagination, n00b.
>
> So you said. Which is funny, since it pretty much discredits about
> half of all the lames you've made.
>
>>>>>>>>>> You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some
>>>>>>>>>> curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have
>>>>>>>>>> you been smoking crack?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Of course not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine
>>>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't imagine
>>>>
>>>> That much is obvious.
>>>>
>>>>> I grow mushrooms in my "arse"
>>>>
>>>> Good of you to finally come out.
>>>
>>> Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>
>>
>> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count.
>
> Probably the only reason you posted as many as you did is because
> you lost count.
>
>>>>> I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.
>>>>
>>>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?
>>>
>>> I don't eat mushrooms.
>>
>> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun.
>
> But I did say that. Now try to come up with a "point" based on
> reality, m'kay?
>
>>>>>>> Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.
>>>>
>>>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
>>>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before.
>>>> It was certainly a first.
>>>
>>> Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL
>>
>> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b.
>
> Cite?
>
>>>>>>> (It took you two days come up with this ****?
>>>>>>> Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a
>>>>>> reply to your post for two whole days.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
>>>>
>>>> <chuckle>
>>>
>>> Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.
>>
>> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip
>> to Oz.
>
> <yawn>
--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of
> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
> news:cpia54dsc2qn322ihg4bm1fkou9v07ali6@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or something?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer
>>>>>>>>>>> willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to
>>>>>>>>>>> you for more than five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone
>>>>>>>>> tell you otherwise.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine
>>>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well?
>>>>>
>>>>> Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>>>>
>>>> I've underestimated your stupidity.
>>>
>>> Goo
>
> Nice
Nice what?
>> That happens when you play with your organ too much.
>
> What exactly do you mean?
>
>>>>>>>>>> If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual
>>>>>> fantasy?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands.
>>>>> You ****in perv.
>>>>
>>>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
>>>> don't have any balls.
>>>
>>> There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko.
>>
>> You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron.
>
> You
You what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again --
>>>>>>>>>>> but only if it bothers you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Obsession: Noted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>>>>
>>>>> Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>>>>
>>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.
>>>
>>> Inability to flame: Noted.
>>
>> Nice PKB, newbie.
>
> Ignorance of what "PKB" means: Noted.
>
>>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Request denied. Again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total
>>>>> compliance.
>>>>
>>>> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.
>>>
>>> You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.
>>
>> You did
>
> You did what?
>
>>>> Do it again, as ordered.
>>>
>>> Do what again?
>>
>> Change
>
> Change what?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** do you eat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You actually poke around in your ****, looking for
>>>>>>>>>>> mushrooms?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what
>>>>>>>>>> was left over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress
>>>>>>> yourself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's not imagination, that's a fact.
>>>>
>>>> <chuckle>
>>>
>>> Absence of denial: Noted.
>>
>> Absence of intelligence: Noted.
>
> Your
Your what?
>>>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>>>>>
>>>>> For the umpteenth time, leave me
>>>>
>>>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.
>>>
>>> You're married to your cousin, I bet.
>>
>> You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi.
>
> Wrong. ...But it's funny that you didn't deny being married to your
> cousin. LOL! Your family reunions must be awkward.
>
>>>>>>>> you come into the world of
>>>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how
>>>>>> you're in my 'sick world'.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>
>>>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
>>>> arse isn't you?
>>>
>>> Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to
>>> grow mushrooms in your butt.
>>
>> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, ****wit?
>
> Admission of
Admission of what?
>>>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>>>>>
>>>>> Gay lames, now?
>>>>
>>>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them.
>>>
>>> There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back.
>>
>> It's all you've done for three reply cycles.
>
> Then
Then what?
>>>>>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A
>>>>>> plumber specialising in shitters?
>>>>>
>>>>> WTF is your obsession with ****?
>>>>
>>>> You keep posting it, newbie.
>>>
>>> Those are your words, not mine, stoopid.
>>
>> You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking **** in this
>> thread.
>
> No, I asked
You asked what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post
>>>>>>>>>>> editing coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will
>>>>>>>>>>> follow.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi
>>>>>>>>>>> running over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> /starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know that you think you're clever because you clipped
>>>>>>>>> something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping
>>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> YA RLY
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think
>>>>>
>>>>> Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used
>>>>> your brain for years. Decades, even.
>>>>
>>>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need
>>>> to get out of first gear?
>>>
>>> Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!"
>>
>> Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply.
>
> I was
You were what?
>>> ...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything
>>> that wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever.
>>>
>>>>>>>>> Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you
>>>>>>>>> clever. It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who
>>>>>>>>>> has lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his
>>>>>>>>>> hand at the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated
>>>>>>>>>> your own abilities and your error has forced you into
>>>>>>>>>> stringing together a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an
>>>>>>>>>> attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic
>>>>>>> moaning, emo boi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>>>>>
>>>>> I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.
>>>>
>>>> Your friends in email, eh?
>>>
>>> My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been.
>>
>> Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway?
>
> Nice
Nice what?
>>>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to
>>>>>>>> me or are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>>>>
>>>>> You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>>>>> selection. Simple as that.
>>>>
>>>> You're a ****ing idiot then.
>>>
>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>
>> That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be.
>
> "When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+
>
>>>>>>> But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me
>>>>>>> smile.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve
>>>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%.
>>>>>
>>>>> I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.
>>>>
>>>> Quality, not quantity, dumb****.
>>>
>>> Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment
>>> on.
>>
>> Nice IKY, dumb****.
>
> And my point is proven. (Thanks, Dimmy.)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone;
>>>>>>>>>>> we use real English, around here, not that retarded
>>>>>>>>>>> blather that makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring
>>>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you
>>>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out
>>>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't
>>>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from
>>>>>>>>> turning brown, and then move forward with your amusing
>>>>>>>>> little plans for world domination. HTH!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
>>>>>>> nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where
>>>>>>> toothpaste has yet to be produced or imported.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four
>>>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to
>>>>>> need it.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly
>>>>> proportional to the potential for tooth decay?
>>>>
>>>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
>>>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste.
>>>
>>> Wrong.
>>
>> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day.
>
> Prove what?
>>> The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
>>> acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's
>>> the acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent
>>> brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of
>>> choppers.
>>
>> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries.
>
> As opposed to
Opposed to what?
>> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth.
>
> I imagine you're surprised 24x7, even while asleep.
>
>>> ...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know
>>> more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your
>>> shack.
>>>
>>>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after
>>>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because
>>>> they're so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty,
>>>> halitosis-ridden ****er.
>>>
>>> You sound upset.
>>
>> You sound desperate.
>
> You sound retarded.
>
>>>>> ...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you're able to move forward with anything without having a
>>>>>>>> heart attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those little snippers are going again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a
>>>>> self- answering question?
>>>>
>>>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.
>>>
>>> I just want to know why
>>
>> Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b.
>
> Why'd you clip the question about your mushroom harvest? You weren't
> bothered by it, were you?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own
>>>>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom
>>>>>>>>> habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces
>>>>>>>>> to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was
>>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure
>>>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a
>>>>>> figment of your imagination?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you know how a dictionary works?
>>>>
>>>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?
>>>
>>> And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third?
>>
>> Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b?
>
> You're the one who grows them. **** knows how. But considering that
> mushrooms grow on dead, decaying things, my guess is that your
> personal hygiene is ****in atrocious.
>
>>>>>>>> In fact, the
>>>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your
>>>>>>>> imagination.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice backpedal.
>>>>
>>>> Nice snip.
>>>
>>> Nice lie.
>>
>> Nice involuntary bowel movement.
>
> Nice evasion.
>
>>>>>> You've written down the output
>>>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to
>>>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing
>>>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too.
>>>>>
>>>>> All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.
>>>>
>>>> You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?
>>>
>>> You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross.
>>
>> You can also buy food from a grocery store.
>
> Your butt-mushrooms qualify as food?
>
>> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know.
>
> We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing.
>
>>>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a
>>>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and
>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination
>>>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing
>>>>>> mushrooms in your arse'.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.
>>>>
>>>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.
>>>
>>> And what kind would that be?
>>
>> The magic ones, lackwit.
>
> And what kind would those be?
>
>>>>> No imagination is involved.
>>>>
>>>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one.
>>>
>>> Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to
>>> claim about my imagination. Dumbass.
>>
>> You don't have an imagination, n00b.
>
> So you said. Which is funny, since it pretty much discredits about
> half of all the lames you've made.
>
>>>>>>>>>> You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some
>>>>>>>>>> curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have
>>>>>>>>>> you been smoking crack?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Of course not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine
>>>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't imagine
>>>>
>>>> That much is obvious.
>>>>
>>>>> I grow mushrooms in my "arse"
>>>>
>>>> Good of you to finally come out.
>>>
>>> Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>
>>
>> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count.
>
> Probably the only reason you posted as many as you did is because
> you lost count.
>
>>>>> I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.
>>>>
>>>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?
>>>
>>> I don't eat mushrooms.
>>
>> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun.
>
> But I did say that. Now try to come up with a "point" based on
> reality, m'kay?
>
>>>>>>> Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>>>>>
>>>>> And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.
>>>>
>>>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
>>>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before.
>>>> It was certainly a first.
>>>
>>> Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL
>>
>> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b.
>
> Cite?
>
>>>>>>> (It took you two days come up with this ****?
>>>>>>> Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a
>>>>>> reply to your post for two whole days.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
>>>>
>>>> <chuckle>
>>>
>>> Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.
>>
>> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip
>> to Oz.
>
> <yawn>
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