Re: #flonk IRC chat

[The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv
>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>> To whom do you think you're responding here, you silly, furry little
>>>> homo?
>>>
>>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell
>>
>> But it's quite easy to
>>
>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>> d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>> Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>> `Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>> Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888
>>
>> isn't it, Mini-Moulton?
>
>Spin? How is it spin?

You would call "providing a completely irrelevant excuse when caught red ****ing
handed speaking to the wrong person" something else?


--
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"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

 

[The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that gregvk has exploded.
Flight director confirms that:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

The above attrib cascade is, by far, the most engaging part of this entire
thread.

This , however, is what these *****s have managed to produce over the course of
17 reply cycles:

>>>>>>>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>>>>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>>>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>>>>>>Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>>>>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.
>>>>>Inability to flame: Noted.
>>>> Nice PKB, newbie.
>>>Ignorance
>> Yes, what you posted is.
>Nice snippage, coward.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>>>>>Absence of denial: Noted.
>>>> Absence of intelligence: Noted.
>> Hillbillyboi embarrassment: Noted.
>Hillbilly fetish: Noted.
>>>Admission of lying: Noted.
>Failure to deny lying: Noted.
>>>No
>> Yes
>Confession: Noted.
>> Desperate typo pounce: Noted.
>Post edit reversed and laughed at.
>Beastiality fetish: Noted.
>> Liar.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>>>>>Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>
>>>> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count.
>>>Probably
>> Glad you appreciate you've got poor maths too, hillbillyboi.
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.
>>>>>Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL
>Failure: Noted.
>>><yawn>
>> Great reply. <guffaw>
>You are dismissed, spankard.


You know, I would otherwise approve of a fortnight's worth of "Noted" and "Snip"
and "LOL" and "n00b" if it came together in an overly silly fashion that
resulted in some actual entertainment for its own sake. However, since the
half-life of the humor in this thread is about as long as the ping from here to
my local router, I'm going to have to call horseshit on the whole thing.

You both are about one third as interesting as a can of gray paint, guys. Kindly
**** soundly off for the love of Christ.


--
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alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

 

[St. Raoul Xemblinosky]

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:26:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv has
>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv
>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>> To whom do you think you're responding here, you silly, furry little
>>>>> homo?
>>>>
>>>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell
>>>
>>> But it's quite easy to
>>>
>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>> d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>> Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>> Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888
>>>
>>> isn't it, Mini-Moulton?
>>
>>Spin? How is it spin?
>
>You would call "providing a completely irrelevant excuse when caught red ****ing
>handed speaking to the wrong person" something else?

Standard operating procedure?

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[gregvk]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
news:tote541sjp2ce48a576qco8ivorsundra5@4ax.com:

> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that gregvk has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

[heavily post edited flamewar]

> You both are about one third as interesting as a can of gray paint,
> guys.

Yet you were interested enough to respond with 90 lines of moaning, instead
of simply ignoring it all.

> Kindly **** soundly off for the love of Christ.

You first.

 

['Menjy']

'gerboperv' wrote:

I'm so ****ing bored with your and Ludbunski's ouput that I'm going to reply
to your latest offering with a perfectly right-justified article, content in
the knowledge that it will missed by at least one newsreader.

[...]

>First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell (or even care) who's
>who, and when you guys mess with the attribs, it gets even harder. So I
>really don't care which one of you two I'm speaking to, since to me, you act
>like two heads on one body.

Well, I call myself "Menjy", and he's "gregvk". When you post a reply to one
of our articles, your newsreader is polite enough to point out the person to
whom you are replying. I guess this means that a piece of Microsoft software
is more intelligent than you are.

>But my question (which you never seem to answer) is why do you think I'm a
>furry? Sure I appreciate the artwork and the costumes (they obviously put a
> LOT of HARD work into them), but what about that makes me one of them?

If you weren't already dressed in a giant gerbil suit as you were typing out
the nonsensical, criminally unfunny piece of spin you posted here, then it's
only because you were worried your long-suffering parents might catch you in
the act.

>Your logic has holes big enough to pass a star through.

You're woefully ill-equipped to discuss logic, you silly, furry little homo.

--
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http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

[gregvk]

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:1m4g549riskraj8tvet0f1fi0l2cocqehm@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:31:16 -0500, "dracosilv"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>
> That and they're always responding FOR each other and slurping each
> others asses for support. It's liak tag-team stupidity.

Oh, the irony.

 

[dracosilv]

'Menjy' wrote:
> 'dracosilv' wrote:
>
> I'm so ****ing bored with your and Ludbunski's ouput that I'm going
> to reply to your latest offering with a perfectly right-justified
> article, content in the knowledge that it will missed by at least one
> newsreader.
>
> [...]
>
>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell (or even
>> care) who's who, and when you guys mess with the attribs, it gets
>> even harder. So I really don't care which one of you two I'm
>> speaking to, since to me, you act like two heads on one body.
>
> Well, I call myself "Menjy", and he's "gregvk". When you post a reply
> to one of our articles, your newsreader is polite enough to point out
> the person to whom you are replying.

When it's one of you two posting stupidity, usually I go right into
post-reply mode, and usually only check the header when I'm trying to when
I'm wanting to reference said person's past. But since you guys post alike,
I didn't think to read the attribs to see if I was talking to another
person.

> I guess this means that a piece
> of Microsoft software is more intelligent than you are.
>
>> But my question (which you never seem to answer) is why do you think
>> I'm a furry? Sure I appreciate the artwork and the costumes (they
>> obviously put a LOT of HARD work into them), but what about that
>> makes me one of them?
>
> If you weren't already dressed in a giant gerbil suit

As I've said before, you have a serious gerbil fetish problem. And if there
was, heaven forbid, a suit involved, it would be a dragon suit, not a gerbil
suit. YOU'RE the one that brought up the gerbil suit aspect, not me. So
nice backpedal there Menjy.

> as you were
> typing out the nonsensical, criminally unfunny piece of spin you
> posted here, then it's only because you were worried your
> long-suffering parents might catch you in the act.
>
>> Your logic has holes big enough to pass a star through.
>
> You're woefully ill-equipped to discuss logic, you silly, furry
> little homo.

At least I'm not talking about gerbils all the time when referencing
furries.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:26:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv has
>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dracosilv
>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>> To whom do you think you're responding here, you silly, furry little
>>>>> homo?
>>>>
>>>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell
>>>
>>> But it's quite easy to
>>>
>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>> d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>> Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>> Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888
>>>
>>> isn't it, Mini-Moulton?
>>
>>Spin? How is it spin?
>
>You would call "providing a completely irrelevant excuse when caught red ****ing
>handed speaking to the wrong person" something else?

Ironic in that your attempt to call it spin is in fact spin in and of
itself to try and avoid the solid fact that all you morons post aliak
(ie rather like retards).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:31:16 -0500, "dracosilv"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>gregvk wrote:
>> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
>> news:4856ac4e$0$7711$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
>>>> news:48568d8e$0$7725$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>> dracosilv wrote:
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never
>>>>>>>> progressed beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you
>>>>>>>> that the Candy Bugs would make all your teeth fall out if you
>>>>>>>> didn't brush 'em before beddy-bye time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice baby-projection there greggie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> .___ ____ __._____.___. _____ __________ __ __ _____
>>>>>> .___
>>>>>>> | |/ _|\__ | | / _ \\______ \/ \ / \/ _ \ |
>>>>>>> | | < / | |/ /_\ \| | _/\ \/\/ / /_\ \|
>>>>>>> | | | \ \____ / | \ | \ \ / | \
>>>>>>> | ___|____|__ \ / ______\____|__ /______ / \__/\ /\____|__
>>>>>>> /___|
>>>>>> \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
>>>>>
>>>>> Well where did it come from then?
>>>>
>>>> Actually, you're the first one to mention babies, here.
>>>
>>> I'm not referrring to that, I'm referring to gregvk's statement above
>>
>> Please, feel free to employ second person pronouns when talking to me
>> about me. ...You ****in retard.
>
>I'll admit that it's hard to tell you two apart, since you talk with the
>same level of intelligence and might stoop so low as to munge the attribs as
>well.

That and they're always responding FOR each other and slurping each
others asses for support. It's liak tag-team stupidity. One tard
gets worn out so he tags out and another tard jumps right in
continuing where the last tard left off. And then the wonder retards
sit there and wonder why no one can tell their stupidity apart. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

 

['Menjy']

gerboperv wrote:

[...]


>And if there was,

Were . You'll never get a decent job if you can't write English, you silly
little homo.

>heaven forbid, a suit involved, it would be a dragon suit, not a gerbil
>suit.

Why? Can't you afford a gerbil suit?

--
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http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:17:16 -0500, "dracosilv"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> 'dracosilv' wrote:
>>
>> I'm so ****ing bored with your and Ludbunski's ouput that I'm going
>> to reply to your latest offering with a perfectly right-justified
>> article, content in the knowledge that it will missed by at least one
>> newsreader.
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell (or even
>>> care) who's who, and when you guys mess with the attribs, it gets
>>> even harder. So I really don't care which one of you two I'm
>>> speaking to, since to me, you act like two heads on one body.
>>
>> Well, I call myself "Menjy", and he's "gregvk". When you post a reply
>> to one of our articles, your newsreader is polite enough to point out
>> the person to whom you are replying.
>
>When it's one of you two posting stupidity, usually I go right into
>post-reply mode, and usually only check the header when I'm trying to when
>I'm wanting to reference said person's past. But since you guys post alike,
>I didn't think to read the attribs to see if I was talking to another
>person.

The big factor here is tag-team retardation, frequently one of the
retards will "tag out" and another retard will jump right in and post
directly as if they ARE the other person. Normally one presumes
that in a one-on-one discussion that you're replying to the same
person you were before, however as I said, in the case of these
retards where they frequently reply FOR each other (because the former
is too butt hurtz to continue) it's harder to tell, especially with
the retards that are so utterly mediocre and banal that you can't even
be arsed to remember whatever retarded handle they happen to be using.
And with admitted spankards like Greggie, every time he gets too much
butt hurtz he just changes his nyme, over and over and over again.
Dozens, even HUNDREDS of times for all the butt hurtz he's endured.
With that much nyme shifting you retards really shouldn't expect
ANYONE to remember who you are...because really, you have no sense of
identity, you're just a ****in punching bag on Usenet.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

 

[dracosilv]

'Menjy' wrote:
> gerboperv wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>
>> And if there was,
>
> Were . You'll never get a decent job if you can't write English, you
> silly little homo.
>
>> heaven forbid, a suit involved, it would be a dragon suit, not a
>> gerbil suit.
>
> Why? Can't you afford a gerbil suit?

You're the one that likes gerbils, I OTOH, am a fan of dragons. So why
would I want a suit of something I don't have an interest in?

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of

 

[The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that gregvk has exploded.
Flight director confirms that:

>> You both are about one third as interesting as a can of gray paint,
>> guys.
>
>Yet you were interested enough to respond with 90 lines of moaning

My reply weighed in at precisely 11 lines of text. The rest was "Blah blah:
noted! Blah blah: noted! Neener! Neener! I win! LOL!", and even that was heavily
pruned down from the original seven hundred and thirty, not one of them even
remotely worth remembering.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

 

[gregvk]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
news:bmgg54l6mm6m3u2nu32rugpkg0q85qdqr3@4ax.com:

> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that gregvk has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>> You both are about one third as interesting as a can of gray paint,
>>> guys.
>>
>>Yet you were interested enough to respond with 90 lines of moaning
>
> My reply weighed in at precisely 11 lines of text.

My newsreader showed that YOUR post with YOUR nym on it was 90 lines long.
Who cares if a lot of it was text you quoted? It's still part of your
post.

> The rest was "Blah
> blah: noted! Blah blah: noted! Neener! Neener! I win! LOL!", and even
> that was heavily pruned down from the original seven hundred and
> thirty, not one of them even remotely worth remembering.

I see you're still "not interested" enough to add another 22 lines of
moaning.

 

[The 2-Belo]

****head. [One (1) line. Happy now, Greg? This is how much you're worth.]

 

[St. Raoul Xemblinosky]

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:07:18 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:17:16 -0500, "dracosilv"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> 'dracosilv' wrote:
>>>
>>> I'm so ****ing bored with your and Ludbunski's ouput that I'm going
>>> to reply to your latest offering with a perfectly right-justified
>>> article, content in the knowledge that it will missed by at least one
>>> newsreader.
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> First off, you two act so alike that it's hard to tell (or even
>>>> care) who's who, and when you guys mess with the attribs, it gets
>>>> even harder. So I really don't care which one of you two I'm
>>>> speaking to, since to me, you act like two heads on one body.
>>>
>>> Well, I call myself "Menjy", and he's "gregvk". When you post a reply
>>> to one of our articles, your newsreader is polite enough to point out
>>> the person to whom you are replying.
>>
>>When it's one of you two posting stupidity, usually I go right into
>>post-reply mode, and usually only check the header when I'm trying to when
>>I'm wanting to reference said person's past. But since you guys post alike,
>>I didn't think to read the attribs to see if I was talking to another
>>person.
>
>The big factor here is tag-team retardation, first Jonathomo jumps in
>and says something stupid as ****, then I unleash the mighty ****
>slap and make up stupid names for everyone, then Jonathomo
>says some moar dumb ****, well, you get the picture

Indeed.

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[Timmay!]

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...]
>>>Nice snippage, coward.
>>
>> Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.
>
>Nice IKYABWAI, PeeWee.

Riveting, simply riveting.

>>>> That happens when you play with your organ too much.
>>>
>>>What exactly do you mean?
>>
>> Ask your parents about the birds and the bees.
>
>And what exactlt do "the birds and the bees" have to do with organ playing?

Ask your parents about the birds and the bees, moron.

>>>You just can't get your mind off my crotch.
>>
>> I call you a dickless moron and you still think that is a sexual
>> fantasy.
>
>Fixed those typos for ya.

Question too difficult to answer? Why you do think calling you a
gutless coward is a sexual fantasy? Are you some kind of idiot?

>> There's no hope for you.
>
>That your personal motto? I ought to be.

You ought to be what, idiot, a personal motto? I think you should be a
doorstop or a shelf if you really want to do something useful.

>>>Ignorance
>>
>> Yes, what you posted is.
>
>Nice snippage, coward.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Yo
>>
>> Hey n00b.
>
>Yet more snippage. How pathetic.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Chan
>>
>> Charlie?
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>You're pretty much spanked; you're just too dumb to know when to cut your losses.

You're the one who started snipping. By your standards I spanked you a
week ago.

>>>Yo
>>
>> Hell
>
>Suc

Troll for a date elsewhere.

>>>Wrong.
>>
>> Hillbillyboi embarrassment: Noted.
>
>Hillbilly fetish: Noted.

Hillbillyboi comes out of the closet: Noted.

>>>Admission of lying: Noted.
>>
>> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, ****wit?
>
>Failure to deny lying: Noted.

Failure to explain how visiting someone's door generates a message ID:
Noted.

>>>Then why didn't you call me on them, doofus?
>>
>> You seemed to be on a roll.
>
>Translation: You lied but didn't expect the response you got.

Translation: Gibber, gibber, mumble, foam, gibber.

>>>No
>>
>> Yes
>
>Confession: Noted.

Inability to admit you're the one who brought up poking **** in this
thread: Noted.

>>>I'm such a failure.
>>
>> I know.
>
>You can fix that by tying a big, juicy hunk of meat to your head and then
>talking a quiet stroll the woods all by yourself.

Maybe I'll get pecked to death by hordes of carnivorous robins and
blue ****, eh?

>>>> Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway?
>>>
>>>Nice backpedal.
>>
>> Well? Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you?
>
>I dunno, why?

Because your friends in the retard club miss you, of course.

>>>> That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be.
>>>
>>>"When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+
>>
>> Desperate typo pounce: Noted.
>
>Post edit reversed and laughed at.

Desperate typo pounce: Noted.

>>>And my point
>>
>> Put it away. Save it for the piggies, hillbillyboi.
>
>Beastiality fetish: Noted.

Lack of hillbillyboi denial: Noted.

>>>> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day.
>>>
>>>Prove that they do since that's your claim.
>>
>> They're all so ****ing fat. There. Done.
>
>I bet you're fatter than most Americans.

I wonder if the American nation went on a diet there would be less
earthquakes along the San Andreas fault.

>>>>>The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
>>>>>acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the
>>>>>acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent
>>>>>brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of
>>>>>choppers.
>>>>
>>>> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries.
>>>
>>>As opposed to sheep intestines stuffed with offal and cold, lumpy
>>>potatoes, all washed down with squirrel urine? ...I win.
>>
>> Only if I was Scottish,
>
> All you freaks eat that ****.

I think you'll find no one in England has any interest eating anything
from Scotland due to the high fat content after being deep fried.

>> which by the grace of god I'm not.
>
>Clearly. If you were, you'd probably be a lot more intelligent and
>interesting.

What the **** is interesting about a nation of pasty, ginger freaks
with poor complexions who can't walk properly because of the large
chip on their shoulder? Oh yeah, they have a heritage and you septics
don't.

>>>> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth.
>>>
>>>I imagine
>>
>> Liar.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Yo
>>
>> Hello yet again, n00b.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Why
>>
>> Blame your parents. Its down to their genes.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Yo
>>
>> Hello again, n00b.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Ni
>>
>> Spit it out, you illiterate loon.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Yo
>>
>> Hello again, n00b.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know.
>>>
>>>We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing.
>>
>> That's because you're all so fat and lazy you get someone else to
>> fetch them.
>
>And what a wonderful servant you'd make, if you weren't so slow and smelly.

<clutches chest>

Argghhh! I'm done for!

>>>And what kind would those be?
>>
>> Magic ones, duh.
>
>And what kind would those be?

Magic ones, of course.

>>>> You don't have an imagination, n00b.
>>>
>>>So you said.
>>
>> And you prove every post.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>Probably
>>
>> Glad you appreciate you've got poor maths too, hillbillyboi.
>
>Snip-snip-snippety-snip.

Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak.

>>>>>I don't eat mushrooms.
>>>>
>>>> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun.
>>>
>>>But I did say that.
>>
>> You said nothing about a burger bun, dickface.
>
>Never claimed I did, st00pid.

Snipping and misattributing is fun, wouldn't you say?

>>>Now try to come up with a "point" based on reality, m'kay?
>>
>> You grow mushrooms in your arse, n00b.
>
>I know.

<shakes head>

>>>> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b.
>>>
>>>Cite?
>>
>> The message ID is in the reference line, noob.
>
>Failure: Noted.

Inability to read headers: Noted.

>>>> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip
>>>> to Oz.
>>>
>>><yawn>
>>
>> Great reply. <guffaw>
>
>Since pretty much all you could come back with, that time, was some of the
>most pathetic snippage and evasion to hit the net in the past decade, I'm
>gonna go ahead and claim SPANK right now.

Since all you've done for the previous few reply cycles was get busy
with the snippers yourself, I figured it was time to give you a taste
of your own medicine and put in as little effort as possible. That
sent you into fits and spasms yelling 'spank' at the top of your
shrill little voice. What an inept little turd you are.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in
<259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
[...]
>> Kindly **** soundly off for the love of Christ.
>
>You first.

You've got him there, chuckles.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Timmay!]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

[...] (Usual halfling gibbering)

>Kindly **** soundly off for the love of Christ.

Still posting in that Star Wars cascade with Stain, you dull ****er?

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:28:12 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>****head. [One (1) line. Happy now, Greg? This is how much you're worth.]

If he shits himself again in frustration you get to change his pants,
****up. I'm tired of his crap smeared ass stinkin up the place for
days on end every time one of you pokes at his sore spots real hard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm