Re: #flonk IRC chat

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
[...]
>> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official
>> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor?
>
>Obsession with death noted and laughed at.

It comes to us all, eventually and some sooner than others. How does
it feel to know you're going to die?

>> I laughed at your IKY just before that.
>
>Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at.

Its not really surprising you can't see it since you're dumber than a
box of spanners.

>> You certainly are kooky.
>
>Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless.

You are kooky. You've claimed you're an oil magnate, an IT contractor
despite your obvious lack of nous and a bunch of other fairy tales
which are obviously figments of your imagination. You're so unhappy
with your real life you claim a piece of metal is your favourite
thing. That's a pretty sad existence.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>something?
>>>>
>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>
>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put
>>>on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five
>>>seconds.
>>
>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started
>> this thread.
>
>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell you
>otherwise.

Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?

>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.

You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?

>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>
>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if
>>>it bothers you.
>
>Obedience: Noted.

Meat Plow imitation: Noted.

>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>
>Request denied, copycat boi.

You are hereby ordered to change it again.

<rolls eyes>

>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do you eat?
>>>>
>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>
>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>
>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>> was shat in a toilet bowl.
>
>Leave me out of your sick world.

I'm having a hard time figuring out where you come into the world of
toilet bowls, arses and ****, but you don't have that problem.

>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>
>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward.
>>>I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>
>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>
>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to
>>>join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>
>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>
>>>5... 4... 3...
>>
>> You know what I think,
>
>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.

Not really. I just think you're a clueless newbie for the reasons I
outlined in my post, which you promptly snipped.

>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. It
>makes you ****in stupid.
>
>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]

Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':

>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has lurked
>>in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the flame
>>game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and your
>>error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of alt.flame
>>catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in.

Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
are you just a ****ing idiot?

>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>
>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your
>>>teeth brown and crooked.
>>
>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language
>> of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the
>> world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and
>> we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you
>> cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming
>> recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you?
>
>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for world
>domination. HTH!!

We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. If you're
able to move forward with anything without having a heart attack it'll
be a minor miracle.

>>>> Why is that?
>>>
>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>
>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>
>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>there aren't any mushrooms in it.

Really?

"I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
feel hungry."

I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. In fact, the
only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. If
you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.

>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>crack?

Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>something?
>>>>>
>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>
>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>five seconds.
>>>
>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>> started this thread.
>>
>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>you otherwise.
>
> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?

Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?

>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>
> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?

Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.

>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>
>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>if it bothers you.
>>
>>Obedience: Noted.
>
> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.

Obsession: Noted.

>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>
>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>
> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>
> <rolls eyes>

Request denied. Again.

>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>you eat?
>>>>>
>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>
>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>
>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>
>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>
> I'm having a hard time figuring out where

I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.

> you come into the world of
> toilet bowls, arses and ****,

Please, keep it between you and your shrink.

>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>
>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>
>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>
>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>
>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>
>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>
>>> You know what I think,
>>
>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>
> Not really.

YA RLY

>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>It makes you ****in stupid.
>>
>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>
> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>
>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and
>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>position you're in.

You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo
boi?

> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
> are you just a ****ing idiot?

You're just a ****ing idiot.

But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.

>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>
>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes
>>>>your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>
>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>> was luck, did you?
>>
>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>world domination. HTH!!
>
> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.

Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody
with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be
produced or imported.

>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>
>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>
>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>
>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>>there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>
> Really?
>
> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
> feel hungry."
>
> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16

> In fact, the
> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.

So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL

> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.

You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.

>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>>crack?
>
> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?

Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.

(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
 
On 11 Jun 2008 01:06:30 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
>news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>
>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>>five seconds.
>>>>
>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>> started this thread.
>>>
>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>>you otherwise.
>>
>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>
>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>
>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>
>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>
>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>
>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>
>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>>if it bothers you.
>>>
>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>
>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>
>Obsession: Noted.
>
>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>
>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>
>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>
>> <rolls eyes>
>
>Request denied. Again.
>
>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>>you eat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>
>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>
>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>
>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>
>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>
>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>
>> you come into the world of
>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>
>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>
>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>
>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>
>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>
>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>
>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>
>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>
>>>> You know what I think,
>>>
>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>
>> Not really.
>
>YA RLY
>
>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>>It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>
>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>
>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>
>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and
>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>>position you're in.
>
>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo
>boi?
>
>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
>> are you just a ****ing idiot?
>
>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>
>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>
>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes
>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>
>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>>> was luck, did you?
>>>
>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>>world domination. HTH!!
>>
>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>
>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody
>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be
>produced or imported.
>
>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>
>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>>
>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>
>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>
>> Really?
>>
>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
>> feel hungry."
>>
>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>
>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>
>> In fact, the
>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.
>
>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>
>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>
>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>
>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>>>crack?
>>
>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>
>Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>
>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)

....WOW, boy is there ANYTHING in that post of yers that isn't ripped
off from one of mine? Yeesh, what a ****in Hatter Addict you are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>
>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>>five seconds.
>>>>
>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>> started this thread.
>>>
>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>>you otherwise.
>>
>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>
>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?

Well?

>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>
>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>
>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.

I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual fantasy?
You need to fill in the blanks instead of shooting them, newbie.

>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>
>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>>if it bothers you.
>>>
>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>
>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>
>Obsession: Noted.

Lack of imagination: Noted.

>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>
>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>
>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>
>> <rolls eyes>
>
>Request denied. Again.

Well done for completing your task, newbie. Slippers, beer, fetch.

>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>>you eat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>
>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>
>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>
>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>
>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>
>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.

You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. Would you like to
share any other fantasies you have of me?

>> you come into the world of
>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>
>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.

When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in
my 'sick world'. Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
specialising in shitters?

>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>
>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>
>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>
>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>
>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>
>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>
>>>> You know what I think,
>>>
>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>
>> Not really.
>
>YA RLY

I think the irony of you snipping a comments about your predilection
for snipping is lost on a dumb American like you, right?

>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>>It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>
>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>
>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>
>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and
>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>>position you're in.
>
>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo
>boi?

I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. I see an appreciation of some
newbie ****wipe who is trying to walk tall in alt.flame and ends up
looking like a complete and total tit.

>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
>> are you just a ****ing idiot?
>
>You're just a ****ing idiot.

There is a familiar echo here. Do you even have a brain?

>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.

You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your
alt.flame output by 1000%.

>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes
>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>
>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>>> was luck, did you?
>>>
>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>>world domination. HTH!!
>>
>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>
>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody
>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be
>produced or imported.

We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as
much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it.

>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart
>>attack it'll be a minor miracle.

Those little snippers are going again. Wassup newbie? You're getting
very defensive. Are you a disgusting fatbody?

>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>
>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>>
>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>
>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>
>> Really?
>>
>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
>> feel hungry."
>>
>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>
>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16

So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a figment
of your imagination?

>> In fact, the
>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.
>
>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL

I don't need to read your mind, newbie. You've written down the output
of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking
around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your
arse' too.

>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>
>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.

The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which
seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in
your arse'.

>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>>>crack?
>>
>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>
>Of course not.

So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such
things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?

>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.

You butted into this thread, newbie. If you don't like the content
then **** off and stop whining about it.

>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)

Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to
your post for two whole days. You don't get out much, do you?

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:q9n05418o2numuoc4jg1t83fidg10g5h7o@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>>>five seconds.
>>>>>
>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>
>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>>>you otherwise.
>>>
>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>
>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>
> Well?

Good answer. <rolls eyes>

>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>
>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>
>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>
> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual fantasy?

No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You
****in perv.

>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>>>if it bothers you.
>>>>
>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>
>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>
>>Obsession: Noted.
>
> Lack of imagination: Noted.

Imitating your superiors: Noted.

>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>
>>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>
>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>
>>> <rolls eyes>
>>
>>Request denied. Again.
>
> Well done for completing your task, newbie.

No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance.

>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>>>you eat?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>>
>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>
>>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>
>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>
>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>
> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.

That's not imagination, that's a fact.

> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?

For the umpteenth time, leave me out of your sick world.

>>> you come into the world of
>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>
>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>
> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in
> my 'sick world'.

I'm not. Let's keep it that way.

> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me

Gay lames, now? ****'s sake. Can you possibly sink any lower?

> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
> specialising in shitters?

WTF is your obsession with ****?

>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
>>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>>
>>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>>
>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>
>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>>
>>> Not really.
>>
>>YA RLY
>
> I think

Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your
brain for years. Decades, even.

>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>>>It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>
>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>
>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>
>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities
and
>>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>>>position you're in.
>>
>>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo
>>boi?
>
> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.

I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.

>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
>>> are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>
>>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>
> There is a familiar echo here.

You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
selection. Simple as that.

>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>
> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your
> alt.flame output by 1000%.

I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.

>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>>>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes
>>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>
>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>>>> was luck, did you?
>>>>
>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>>>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>>>world domination. HTH!!
>>>
>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>
>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody
>>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to
be
>>produced or imported.
>
> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as
> much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it.

LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to
the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're saying? Because it
sure sounds like it, and that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard or
read for months .

....My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>

>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart
>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>
> Those little snippers are going again.

Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a self-
answering question?

>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>>>
>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>
>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>
>>> Really?
>>>
>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
>>> feel hungry."
>>>
>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>
>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>
> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a figment
> of your imagination?

Don't you know how a dictionary works?

>>> In fact, the
>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.
>>
>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>
> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.

Nice backpedal.

> You've written down the output
> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking
> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your
> arse' too.

All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. You've
somehow managed to steer the conversation away from that and toward your
bathroom habits. You sick ****.

>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
>>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>>
>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>
> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which
> seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in
> your arse'.

It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. No
imagination is involved. The "**** thing" is your hangup, not mine.

>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>>>>crack?
>>>
>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>
>>Of course not.
>
> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such
> things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?

I don't imagine I grow mushrooms in my "arse" -- I know you grow them
in your buttcrack, though.

>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>
> You butted into this thread, newbie.

And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.

>>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>
> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to
> your post for two whole days.

I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
 
On 12 Jun 2008 01:03:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
>news:q9n05418o2numuoc4jg1t83fidg10g5h7o@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>>>>five seconds.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>>>>you otherwise.
>>>>
>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>
>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>
>> Well?
>
>Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>
>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>
>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>
>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>
>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual fantasy?
>
>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You
>****in perv.
>
>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>>>>if it bothers you.
>>>>>
>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>
>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>
>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>
>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>
>Imitating your superiors: Noted.

Funny in that you picked that up from me. Nice to see you're
admitting that I'm your superior.

>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.

>That's not imagination, that's a fact.

If it were a fact it would be provable, so prove it, Mouth.

>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?

>For the umpteenth time, leave me out of your sick world.

He liaks to pretend he doesn't liak the fantasy world he's put himself
into. By denying a want to join in on the "sick world" he's created,
he thinks he's cleverly tricking everyone into believing that he
doesn't get off on the **** he spews. Despite your inability to
realize it, yer quite transparent, Greggie.

>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me

>Gay lames, now? ****'s sake. Can you possibly sink any lower?

Who was it again who was extolling the wondrous merits of the "homo
cascade" for nearly a month straight? Oh, hey, that would be YOUR
stupid ass. Oh how the intellectually stunted forget things so
easily.

>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
>> specialising in shitters?

>WTF is your obsession with ****?

Projection seems to be yer modus operand. Yer kind of a one-trick
lame artist, Greggie. You really ought to try and strive for better.

>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.

>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.

The lurkers are supporting you in e-mail, huh n00b?

>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.

You'll feel the need whenever someone makes a reply to one of yer
posts. You just HAVE to get the last post in, huh Greggie? It's the
only possible way you can think of to "win" the Usenet. LOL

>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to
>the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're saying?

....um, ****in DUH! LOL

>Because it sure sounds like it,

Gee, ya think? Oh, no I guess you don't.

>and that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard or
>read for months .

Riiiiiight, so eating 38 Twinkies is just as damaging to yer teeth as
eating 1 Twinkie. nods Boy that makes PERFECT sense, Greggie. Yer
liak SO smart.

>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>

So where's that picture of you and yer IRL girlfriend then? Or are
you still claiming to have not figured out how to operate a digital
camera yet? I suppose maybe you're just really **** ass poor and
can't afford a $29.99 digital camera at Wal Mart or where-ever,
although most poor people have bad teeth, so either way it's pretty
obvious yer projecting again.

>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL

>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.

>Nice backpedal.

It's not really much of a backpedal considering you don't exactly HAVE
a mind TO read.

>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. No
>imagination is involved. The "**** thing" is your hangup, not mine.

So where is the proof, N00b? PPOSTFU

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm
 
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com:
>
> Funny

No, this is funny:

Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! author:eek:nideus

LOL
 
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:ihv254d42d4q46hdb8lh37a2neoiagcnjp@4ax.com:

> On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> Funny
>>
>>No, this is funny:
>>
>>Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! author:eek:nideus
>>
>>LOL
>
> ...I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that.

Only a Lego-woman ****er would say something like that.
 
On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com:
>>
>> Funny
>
>No, this is funny:
>
>Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! author:eek:nideus
>
>LOL

....I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm
 
On 12 Jun 2008 19:24:26 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:ihv254d42d4q46hdb8lh37a2neoiagcnjp@4ax.com:
>
>> On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> Funny
>>>
>>>No, this is funny:
>>>
>>>Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! author:eek:nideus
>>>
>>>LOL
>>
>> ...I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that.

>Only a Lego-woman ****er retard liak me would laugh.

For sure, d00d.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>>>>five seconds.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>>>>you otherwise.
>>>>
>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>
>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>
>> Well?
>
>Good answer. <rolls eyes>

I've underestimated your stupidity. You must have a hard life having
no balls and a undersized deformed lump of a brain, but I bet you've
got a good singing voice, right?

>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>
>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>
>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>
>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual fantasy?
>
>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You
>****in perv.

Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
don't have any balls. Only you can fantasise about having some.

>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only
>>>>>>>if it bothers you.
>>>>>
>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>
>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>
>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>
>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>
>Imitating your superiors: Noted.

Nun clothing fetish: Noted.

>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>
>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>
>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>
>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>
>>>Request denied. Again.
>>
>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>
>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance.

You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.

Do it again, as ordered.

>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>>>>you eat?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>
>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>
>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>
>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>>
>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>
>That's not imagination, that's a fact.

<chuckle>

>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>
>For the umpteenth time, leave me

I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.

>>>> you come into the world of
>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>
>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>
>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in
>> my 'sick world'.
>
>I'm not.

So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
arse isn't you?

>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>
>Gay lames, now?

I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. Post your
gay lames any time you like, newbie.

>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
>> specialising in shitters?
>
>WTF is your obsession with ****?

You keep posting it, newbie.

>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
>>>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>
>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and
>>>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>>>
>>>> Not really.
>>>
>>>YA RLY
>>
>> I think
>
>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your
>brain for years. Decades, even.

Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to
get out of first gear?

>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>>>>It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>
>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>
>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>
>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and
>>>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>>>>position you're in.
>>>
>>>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo
>>>boi?
>>
>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>
>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.

Your friends in email, eh?

>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
>>>> are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>
>>>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>
>> There is a familiar echo here.
>
>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>selection. Simple as that.

You're a ****ing idiot then.

>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>>
>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your
>> alt.flame output by 1000%.
>
>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.

Quality, not quantity, dumb****.

>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use
>>>>>>> real English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes
>>>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>>>>> was luck, did you?
>>>>>
>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>>>>brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>>>>world domination. HTH!!
>>>>
>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>
>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody
>>>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be
>>>produced or imported.
>>
>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as
>> much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it.
>
>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to
>the potential for tooth decay?

Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. But
you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a
meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so
rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden
****er.

>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>
>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart
>>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>
>> Those little snippers are going again.
>
>Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a self-
>answering question?

You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.

>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>
>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that
>>>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>
>>>> Really?
>>>>
>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>>>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
>>>> feel hungry."
>>>>
>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>
>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>
>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a figment
>> of your imagination?
>
>Don't you know how a dictionary works?

Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?

>>>> In fact, the
>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.
>>>
>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>
>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>
>Nice backpedal.

Nice snip.

>> You've written down the output
>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking
>> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your
>> arse' too.
>
>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.

You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?

>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
>>>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>>>
>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>
>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which
>> seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in
>> your arse'.
>
>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.

I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.

>No imagination is involved.

Which is a good thing since you don't have one.

>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking
>>>>>>crack?
>>>>
>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>
>>>Of course not.
>>
>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such
>> things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>
>I don't imagine

That much is obvious.

>I grow mushrooms in my "arse"

Good of you to finally come out.

>I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.

Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?

>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>
>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>
>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.

It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It
was certainly a first.

>>>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>
>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to
>> your post for two whole days.
>
>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.

<chuckle>

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:ac6354tre074uqtvfg25g8ae9gqfoa6h00@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>>>>>something.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing
>>>>>>>>to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more
>>>>>>>>than five seconds.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone
>>>>>>tell you otherwise.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>>
>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>>
>>> Well?
>>
>>Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>
> I've underestimated your stupidity.

Good explanation of your answer. <rolls eyes>

>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>>
>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>>
>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual
>>> fantasy?
>>
>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You
>>****in perv.
>
> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
> don't have any balls.

There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko.

>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but
>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>
>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>
>>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>>
>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>
>>Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>
> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.

Inability to flame: Noted.

>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>>
>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>>
>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>
>>>>Request denied. Again.
>>>
>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>>
>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance.
>
> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.

You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.

> Do it again, as ordered.

Do what again?

>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the ****
>>>>>>>>>>do you eat?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>>
>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>>>
>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>>
>>That's not imagination, that's a fact.
>
> <chuckle>

Absence of denial: Noted.

>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>>
>>For the umpteenth time, leave me
>
> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.

You're married to your cousin, I bet.

>>>>> you come into the world of
>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>>
>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>>
>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're
>>> in my 'sick world'.
>>
>>I'm not.
>
> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
> arse isn't you?

Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to grow
mushrooms in your butt.

>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>>
>>Gay lames, now?
>
> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them.

There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back.

>>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
>>> specialising in shitters?
>>
>>WTF is your obsession with ****?
>
> You keep posting it, newbie.

Those are your words, not mine, stoopid.

>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running
>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something
>>>>>>and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not really.
>>>>
>>>>YA RLY
>>>
>>> I think
>>
>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your
>>brain for years. Decades, even.
>
> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to
> get out of first gear?

Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!"

....That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that
wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever.

>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you
>>>>>>clever. It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>>
>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>>
>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at
>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own
>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together a
>>>>>>>bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of
>>>>>>>the poor position you're in.
>>>>
>>>>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning,
>>>>emo boi?
>>>
>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>>
>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.
>
> Your friends in email, eh?

My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been.

>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me
>>>>> or are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>>
>>>>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>>
>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>
>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>>selection. Simple as that.
>
> You're a ****ing idiot then.

There is a familiar echo here.

>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>>>
>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your
>>> alt.flame output by 1000%.
>>
>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.
>
> Quality, not quantity, dumb****.

Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on.

>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we
>>>>>>>>use real English, around here, not that retarded blather that
>>>>>>>>makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring
>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you
>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out about
>>>>>>> the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't think
>>>>>>> that this position was luck, did you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from
>>>>>>turning brown, and then move forward with your amusing little
>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>>
>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste
>>>>has yet to be produced or imported.
>>>
>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times
>>> as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it.
>>
>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional
>>to the potential for tooth decay?
>
> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste.

Wrong. The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the
acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent brushing
is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of choppers.

....Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know more
about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack.

> But
> you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a
> meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so
> rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden
> ****er.

You sound upset.

>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>>
>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart
>>>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>>
>>> Those little snippers are going again.
>>
>>Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a
>>self- answering question?
>
> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.

I just want to know why you responded to your own words. How come you
don't want to say? Too embarrassed?

>>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own
>>>>>>>>****.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom
>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces to
>>>>>>verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Really?
>>>>>
>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats
>>>>> making you feel hungry."
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>>
>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>>
>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a
>>> figment of your imagination?
>>
>>Don't you know how a dictionary works?
>
> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?

And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third?

>>>>> In fact, the
>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your
>>>>> imagination.
>>>>
>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>>
>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>>
>>Nice backpedal.
>
> Nice snip.

Nice lie.

>>> You've written down the output
>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking
>>> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your
>>> arse' too.
>>
>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.
>
> You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?

You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross.

>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a
>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>>>>
>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>>
>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination
>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing
>>> mushrooms in your arse'.
>>
>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.
>
> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.

And what kind would that be?

>>No imagination is involved.
>
> Which is a good thing since you don't have one.

Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to
claim about my imagination. Dumbass.

>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some
>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you
>>>>>>>been smoking crack?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>>
>>>>Of course not.
>>>
>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine
>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>>
>>I don't imagine
>
> That much is obvious.
>
>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse"
>
> Good of you to finally come out.

Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>

>>I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.
>
> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?

I don't eat mushrooms.

>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>>
>>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>>
>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.
>
> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It
> was certainly a first.

Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL

>>>>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>>
>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply
>>> to your post for two whole days.
>>
>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
>
> <chuckle>

Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.
 
gregvk wrote:
> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
> news:iako44lfrud0abf9g5772dq4g3m0ef9kb9@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>> mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>
>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>
>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked?
>>> I always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
>
> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something?

I think it's because he just realized how utterly stupid you are.
>
>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>
> You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do you
> eat?

Are you THAT stupid that you think that he's talking about your ass-shroom
projection?
>
>> You hungry?
>
> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over
> to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>
> /starts countdown timer
>
> 5... 4... 3...

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of
 
gregvk wrote:
> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
> news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>> mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>> unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>> something.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>> something?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>
>>>>> <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to
>>>>> put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than
>>>>> five seconds.
>>>>
>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>> started this thread.
>>>
>>> Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell
>>> you otherwise.
>>
>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>
> Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?

Hatter Copying: Noted

Now try to come up with something original next time.
>
>>>> If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>
>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>
> Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>
>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>
>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but
>>>>> only if it bothers you.
>>>
>>> Obedience: Noted.
>>
>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>
> Obsession: Noted.
>
>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>
>>> Request denied, copycat boi.
>>
>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>
>> <rolls eyes>
>
> Request denied. Again.
>
>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the **** do
>>>>>>> you eat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>
>>>>> You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>
>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>
>>> Leave me out of your sick world.
>>
>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>
> I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>
>> you come into the world of
>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>
> Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>
>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>
>>>>> So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>> coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>
>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>
>>>>> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running
>>>>> over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>
>>>>> /starts countdown timer
>>>>>
>>>>> 5... 4... 3...
>>>>
>>>> You know what I think,
>>>
>>> I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something
>>> and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>
>> Not really.
>
> YA RLY
>
>>> Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever.
>>> It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>
>>> [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>
>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>
>>>> I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>> lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the
>>>> flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities
>>>> and your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of
>>>> alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor
>>>> position you're in.
>
> You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning,
> emo boi?
>
>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or
>> are you just a ****ing idiot?
>
> You're just a ****ing idiot.
>
> But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>
>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>
>>>>> WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we
>>>>> use real English, around here, not that retarded blather that
>>>>> makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>
>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through
>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat
>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing
>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position
>>>> was luck, did you?
>>>
>>> First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning
>>> brown, and then move forward with your amusing little plans for
>>> world domination. HTH!!
>>
>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>
> Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
> nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has
> yet to be produced or imported.
>
>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own ****.
>>>>
>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>
>>> Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits,
>>> which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify
>>> that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>
>> Really?
>>
>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over
>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you
>> feel hungry."
>>
>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>
>> In fact, the
>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination.
>
> So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>
>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern
>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>
> You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>
>>>> You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some curious
>>>> practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been
>>>> smoking crack?
>>
>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>
> Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>
> (It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>something.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing
>>>>>>>>>to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more
>>>>>>>>>than five seconds.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone
>>>>>>>tell you otherwise.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much
>>>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>>>
>>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>>>
>>>> Well?
>>>
>>>Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>>
>> I've underestimated your stupidity.
>
>Goo

That happens when you play with your organ too much.

>>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>>>
>>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>>>
>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual
>>>> fantasy?
>>>
>>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You
>>>****in perv.
>>
>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
>> don't have any balls.
>
>There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko.

You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron.

>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but
>>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>>
>>>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>>>
>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>>
>>>Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>>
>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.
>
>Inability to flame: Noted.

Nice PKB, newbie.

>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>
>>>>>Request denied. Again.
>>>>
>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>>>
>>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance.
>>
>> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.
>
>You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.

You did comply. You changed the subject line as I ordered you too.

>> Do it again, as ordered.
>
>Do what again?

Change the subject line again, as ordered.

>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the ****
>>>>>>>>>>>do you eat?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>>>
>>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>>>>
>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>>>
>>>That's not imagination, that's a fact.
>>
>> <chuckle>
>
>Absence of denial: Noted.

Absence of intelligence: Noted.

>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>>>
>>>For the umpteenth time, leave me
>>
>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.
>
>You're married to your cousin, I bet.

You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi.

>>>>>> you come into the world of
>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>>>
>>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>>>
>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're
>>>> in my 'sick world'.
>>>
>>>I'm not.
>>
>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
>> arse isn't you?
>
>Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to grow
>mushrooms in your butt.

When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, ****wit?

>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>>>
>>>Gay lames, now?
>>
>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them.
>
>There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back.

It's all you've done for three reply cycles.

>>>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber
>>>> specialising in shitters?
>>>
>>>WTF is your obsession with ****?
>>
>> You keep posting it, newbie.
>
>Those are your words, not mine, stoopid.

You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking **** in this thread.

>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running
>>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something
>>>>>>>and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not really.
>>>>>
>>>>>YA RLY
>>>>
>>>> I think
>>>
>>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your
>>>brain for years. Decades, even.
>>
>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to
>> get out of first gear?
>
>Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!"

Translation: "I haven't got a second gear. This is my entire
repertoire! All I can do is post non-sequiturs and snip."

Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply.

>...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that
>wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever.
>
>>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you
>>>>>>>clever. It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at
>>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own
>>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together a
>>>>>>>>bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of
>>>>>>>>the poor position you're in.
>>>>>
>>>>>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic moaning,
>>>>>emo boi?
>>>>
>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>>>
>>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.
>>
>> Your friends in email, eh?
>
>My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been.

Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway?

>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me
>>>>>> or are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>>>
>>>>>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>>>
>>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>>
>>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>>>selection. Simple as that.
>>
>> You're a ****ing idiot then.
>
>There is a familiar echo here.

That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be.

>>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile.
>>>>
>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your
>>>> alt.flame output by 1000%.
>>>
>>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.
>>
>> Quality, not quantity, dumb****.
>
>Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on.

Nice IKY, dumb****.

>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we
>>>>>>>>>use real English, around here, not that retarded blather that
>>>>>>>>>makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring
>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you
>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out about
>>>>>>>> the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't think
>>>>>>>> that this position was luck, did you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from
>>>>>>>turning brown, and then move forward with your amusing little
>>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
>>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste
>>>>>has yet to be produced or imported.
>>>>
>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times
>>>> as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it.
>>>
>>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional
>>>to the potential for tooth decay?
>>
>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste.
>
>Wrong.

Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day.

>The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
>acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the
>acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent brushing
>is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of choppers.

You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries.
I'd be surprised if you have any teeth.

>...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know more
>about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack.
>
>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a
>> meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so
>> rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden
>> ****er.
>
>You sound upset.

You sound desperate.

>>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>>>
>>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart
>>>>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>>>
>>>> Those little snippers are going again.
>>>
>>>Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a
>>>self- answering question?
>>
>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.
>
>I just want to know why

Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b.

>>>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own
>>>>>>>>>****.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom
>>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces to
>>>>>>>verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my
>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left
>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats
>>>>>> making you feel hungry."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>>>
>>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>>>
>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a
>>>> figment of your imagination?
>>>
>>>Don't you know how a dictionary works?
>>
>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?
>
>And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third?

Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b?

>>>>>> In fact, the
>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your
>>>>>> imagination.
>>>>>
>>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>>>
>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>>>
>>>Nice backpedal.
>>
>> Nice snip.
>
>Nice lie.

Nice involuntary bowel movement.

>>>> You've written down the output
>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking
>>>> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your
>>>> arse' too.
>>>
>>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.
>>
>> You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?
>
>You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross.

You can also buy food from a grocery store. It isn't just fast food
takeaways you know.

>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a
>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and ****.
>>>>>
>>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>>>
>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination
>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing
>>>> mushrooms in your arse'.
>>>
>>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.
>>
>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.
>
>And what kind would that be?

The magic ones, lackwit.

>>>No imagination is involved.
>>
>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one.
>
>Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to
>claim about my imagination. Dumbass.

You don't have an imagination, n00b. Post proof or retract.

>>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some
>>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you
>>>>>>>>been smoking crack?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>>>
>>>>>Of course not.
>>>>
>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine
>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>>>
>>>I don't imagine
>>
>> That much is obvious.
>>
>>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse"
>>
>> Good of you to finally come out.
>
>Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>

Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count.

>>>I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.
>>
>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?
>
>I don't eat mushrooms.

You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun.

>>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>
>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>>>
>>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.
>>
>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It
>> was certainly a first.
>
>Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL

"I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b.

>>>>>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>>>
>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply
>>>> to your post for two whole days.
>>>
>>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
>>
>> <chuckle>
>
>Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.

You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip
to Oz.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
gregvk wrote:
> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly
> proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're
> saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the
> dumbest thing I've heard or read for months .

Well it would, if the food and drinks eaten were sugary. But I guess that
thought escaped that head of yours.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of
 
gregvk wrote:
> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
> news:ac6354tre074uqtvfg25g8ae9gqfoa6h00@4ax.com:
>
>> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.
>
> You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.
>
>> Do it again, as ordered.
>
> Do what again?

I know gregvk is stupid, but this is bordering on the moronic.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of
 
"dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
news:48554cc4$0$4268$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

> gregvk wrote:
>> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly
>> proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're
>> saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the
>> dumbest thing I've heard or read for months .
>
> Well it would, if the food and drinks eaten were sugary. But I guess
> that thought escaped that head of yours.

No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never progressed
beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you that the Candy Bugs
would make all your teeth fall out if you didn't brush 'em before beddy-bye
time.

Sugar doesn't decay teeth. Acid does. And there is no way to correlate
potential for decay with quantities consumed, because the acid levels in
your mouth fluctuate wildly depending on what bacteria are in your mouth,
what's in the food you eat, and how long the food is in your mouth.

Ponder that for a while, st00pid.
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:cpia54dsc2qn322ihg4bm1fkou9v07ali6@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of mushrooms from your buttcrack?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the **** you are babbling on about now, cretin?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or
>>>>>>>>>>>>something?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer
>>>>>>>>>>willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you
>>>>>>>>>>for more than five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who
>>>>>>>>> started this thread.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone
>>>>>>>>tell you otherwise.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine
>>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well?
>>>>
>>>>Good answer. <rolls eyes>
>>>
>>> I've underestimated your stupidity.
>>
>>Goo

Nice snippage, coward.

> That happens when you play with your organ too much.

What exactly do you mean?

>>>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy.
>>>>>
>>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think that is a sexual
>>>>> fantasy?
>>>>
>>>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands.
>>>>You ****in perv.
>>>
>>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you
>>> don't have any balls.
>>
>>There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko.
>
> You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron.

You just can't get your mind off my crotch.

>>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but
>>>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Obedience: Noted.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Obsession: Noted.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted.
>>>>
>>>>Imitating your superiors: Noted.
>>>
>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted.
>>
>>Inability to flame: Noted.
>
> Nice PKB, newbie.

Ignorance of what "PKB" means: Noted.

>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Request denied. Again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie.
>>>>
>>>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance.
>>>
>>> You complied, dumb****. You changed the subject line, as ordered.
>>
>>You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea.
>
> You did

You did what?

>>> Do it again, as ordered.
>>
>>Do what again?
>
> Change

Change what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually **** mushrooms? Damn. What the
>>>>>>>>>>>>**** do you eat?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from ****
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your ****, looking for mushrooms?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was
>>>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse.
>>>>
>>>>That's not imagination, that's a fact.
>>>
>>> <chuckle>
>>
>>Absence of denial: Noted.
>
> Absence of intelligence: Noted.

Your lack of intellgence was apparent long ago, Dimmy.

>>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me?
>>>>
>>>>For the umpteenth time, leave me
>>>
>>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife.
>>
>>You're married to your cousin, I bet.
>
> You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi.

Wrong. ...But it's funny that you didn't deny being married to your
cousin. LOL! Your family reunions must be awkward.

>>>>>>> you come into the world of
>>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and ****,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink.
>>>>>
>>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're
>>>>> in my 'sick world'.
>>>>
>>>>I'm not.
>>>
>>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my
>>> arse isn't you?
>>
>>Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to
>>grow mushrooms in your butt.
>
> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, ****wit?

Admission of lying: Noted.

>>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me
>>>>
>>>>Gay lames, now?
>>>
>>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them.
>>
>>There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back.
>
> It's all you've done for three reply cycles.

Then why didn't you call me on them, doofus? (Answer: Because there
weren't any. This is just another IKYABWAI.)

>>>>> having a **** exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A
>>>>> plumber specialising in shitters?
>>>>
>>>>WTF is your obsession with ****?
>>>
>>> You keep posting it, newbie.
>>
>>Those are your words, not mine, stoopid.
>
> You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking **** in this thread.

No, I asked when your butt mushroom harvest was due. You decided to
steer the conversation toward digging around in your turds.

>>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing
>>>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running
>>>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You know what I think,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped
>>>>>>>>something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping
>>>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not really.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>YA RLY
>>>>>
>>>>> I think
>>>>
>>>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your
>>>>brain for years. Decades, even.
>>>
>>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need
>>> to get out of first gear?
>>
>>Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!"
>
> Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply.

I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, and presume that you
had something better to offer. But you have failed to deliver, because
you're weak and stupid.

>>...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that
>>wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever.
>>
>>>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you
>>>>>>>>clever. It makes you ****in stupid.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying':
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has
>>>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at
>>>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own
>>>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together
>>>>>>>>>a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out
>>>>>>>>>of the poor position you're in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You mean you actually want everyone to see your pathetic
>>>>>>moaning, emo boi?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all.
>>>>
>>>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does.
>>>
>>> Your friends in email, eh?
>>
>>My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been.
>
> Why the **** would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway?

Nice backpedal.

>>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to
>>>>>>> me or are you just a ****ing idiot?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're just a ****ing idiot.
>>>>>
>>>>> There is a familiar echo here.
>>>>
>>>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my
>>>>selection. Simple as that.
>>>
>>> You're a ****ing idiot then.
>>
>>There is a familiar echo here.
>
> That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be.

"When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+

>>>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me
>>>>>>smile.
>>>>>
>>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve
>>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%.
>>>>
>>>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency.
>>>
>>> Quality, not quantity, dumb****.
>>
>>Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on.
>
> Nice IKY, dumb****.

And my point is proven. (Thanks, Dimmy.)

>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone;
>>>>>>>>>>we use real English, around here, not that retarded blather
>>>>>>>>>>that makes your teeth brown and crooked.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the
>>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial
>>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring
>>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you
>>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out
>>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't
>>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from
>>>>>>>>turning brown, and then move forward with your amusing little
>>>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that
>>>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste
>>>>>>has yet to be produced or imported.
>>>>>
>>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four
>>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to
>>>>> need it.
>>>>
>>>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly
>>>>proportional to the potential for tooth decay?
>>>
>>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that
>>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste.
>>
>>Wrong.
>
> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day.

Prove that they do since that's your claim. If you can't prove that,
then your failure will prove that they don't.

>>The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates,
>>acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the
>>acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent
>>brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of
>>choppers.
>
> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries.

As opposed to sheep intestines stuffed with offal and cold, lumpy
potatoes, all washed down with squirrel urine? ...I win.

> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth.

I imagine you're surprised 24x7, even while asleep.

>>...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know
>>more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack.
>>
>>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after
>>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're
>>> so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty,
>>> halitosis-ridden ****er.
>>
>>You sound upset.
>
> You sound desperate.

You sound retarded.

>>>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker>
>>>>
>>>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a
>>>>>>>heart attack it'll be a minor miracle.
>>>>>
>>>>> Those little snippers are going again.
>>>>
>>>>Why are you responding to your own words, ****up? ...Or is that a
>>>>self- answering question?
>>>
>>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping.
>>
>>I just want to know why
>
> Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b.

Why'd you clip the question about your mushroom harvest? You weren't
bothered by it, were you?

>>>>>>>>>>> Why is that?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own
>>>>>>>>>>****.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom
>>>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces
>>>>>>>>to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Really?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through
>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was
>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure
>>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16
>>>>>
>>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in ****' was a
>>>>> figment of your imagination?
>>>>
>>>>Don't you know how a dictionary works?
>>>
>>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse?
>>
>>And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third?
>
> Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b?

You're the one who grows them. **** knows how. But considering that
mushrooms grow on dead, decaying things, my guess is that your personal
hygiene is ****in atrocious.

>>>>>>> In fact, the
>>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your
>>>>>>> imagination.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie.
>>>>
>>>>Nice backpedal.
>>>
>>> Nice snip.
>>
>>Nice lie.
>
> Nice involuntary bowel movement.

Nice evasion.

>>>>> You've written down the output
>>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to
>>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing
>>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too.
>>>>
>>>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due.
>>>
>>> You've eaten the grocery shop out again , gutbucket?
>>
>>You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross.
>
> You can also buy food from a grocery store.

Your butt-mushrooms qualify as food?

> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know.

We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing.

>>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a
>>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and
>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not.
>>>>>
>>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination
>>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing
>>>>> mushrooms in your arse'.
>>>>
>>>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack.
>>>
>>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind.
>>
>>And what kind would that be?
>
> The magic ones, lackwit.

And what kind would those be?

>>>>No imagination is involved.
>>>
>>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one.
>>
>>Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to
>>claim about my imagination. Dumbass.
>
> You don't have an imagination, n00b.

So you said. Which is funny, since it pretty much discredits about half
of all the lames you've made.

>>>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my ****, my arse and some
>>>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you
>>>>>>>>>been smoking crack?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Of course not.
>>>>>
>>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine
>>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'?
>>>>
>>>>I don't imagine
>>>
>>> That much is obvious.
>>>
>>>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse"
>>>
>>> Good of you to finally come out.
>>
>>Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker>
>
> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count.

Probably the only reason you posted as many as you did is because you
lost count.

>>>>I know you grow them in your buttcrack, though.
>>>
>>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess?
>>
>>I don't eat mushrooms.
>
> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun.

But I did say that. Now try to come up with a "point" based on reality,
m'kay?

>>>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world.
>>>>>
>>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie.
>>>>
>>>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me.
>>>
>>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into
>>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before.
>>> It was certainly a first.
>>
>>Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL
>
> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b.

Cite?

>>>>>>(It took you two days come up with this ****? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a
>>>>> reply to your post for two whole days.
>>>>
>>>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your ****.
>>>
>>> <chuckle>
>>
>>Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.
>
> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip
> to Oz.

<yawn>
 

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