The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

Pheonix791989

Pheonix791989

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me rob -_-?!?! man u know how to kill a girl. im not phoenix nor rob nor any of the LP members. Besides even if I was Rob, would I actualy admit to it here in this place so i can get attacked by the CoB-ers? I have a idea for a story though but you'll have to wait untill i get home from school to put it up. But girl what medication are you on that makes u thin I am the almighty lord? Smoking the shrooms eh? dont worry we're all probably on some sort of medication here in the CoB. But yeah even if it is in court giving us the death glares hes still gorgeous. but yeah hope we can win the court case. n_n XD

phi

 
Pheonix791989

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alright here's my go at a CoB story

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/5640abd711531e99b0a84649d55fb5eb.jpg

Rob: are you serious, Mike you're smoking something, there is no way in **** there is a CoB

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/a566222cebb110b43a9e839353c99f3d.jpg

Rob: ok maybe he was right. they sure use drool alot

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/c9751621dd52029c6b406b72401cd29b.jpg

Rob: Alright, Ravyn, Phi, I know who you are and you are so in trouble

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/2fd832d84e6c0bd199e87cbeee80cce4.jpg

Rob: Aww, what the heck, cheese. No harm in it. Just lots of girls and me. I'm out numbered like 30 to one not bad (nasty mind grin)

so how did I do on that?

phi

Edit: how do you know I'm not rob? Maybe, maybe not (evil laugh and shifty eyes)

 
meteora500

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Hahaha, I love the stories! I would post one, but unfortunatly im not creative enough, and I am feeling quite lazy today (I didnt go to school today because I was sick).

Hmm...what if...what if Rob, or Chester, or any of the LP guys...are actually members of LPF and they just dont want us to know...*points to rav* YOU could be Rob, and you are just very self obsessed! or....RUTH!!! *points to ruth* you could be rob! or ME *points to self* I could be rob!!! hmmm....*shifty eyes* we may never know...

 
Ravynlee

Ravynlee

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*bursts out laughing*

You guys are crazier than me sometimes, I swear! *laughs again* And me - Rob? Yep, the jig's up, I'm Rob... as if! Jesus, I couldn't find anything creepier (is that a real word or did I just ad lib? Hehehe) than constantly *drooling* over myself, that's just bizarre. Not only that but how self absorbed could he possibly be if that were the case; feeling he needs to inflate his ego the way I do it... *insert manical laughter here*

Creepy.

Actually no, I'm not Rob, I'm really Pheonix, y'know, the quiet one who just lingers in the background and never really says much... this is why. I have an alter ego and his name is Rob. *hehehe* Just like Mr Hahn has Remy and Chester has his... well, we'll leave that one alone. Besides, I don't think he's mooned anyone for years (unfortunatley) but still... Man, this is just nuts! Ye-heah, as if x 2, but still amusing... weird, but amusing. And as for being on medication? Nope, I'm fresh out, which in itself explains a-plenty, huh? *laughs again* No I'm not Rob. But I'm not convinced he doesn't walk amongst us. I'm a conspiracy theorist. Elvis, Jimmy Hendrix and Lady Di are rocking it on a beach in Hawaii and aliens are real - look at parliament. *rolls eyes* Anyway, it's just good old fashioned fun to play make-believe sometimes, huh? *sighs*

Hey Phi, loved the story! Cracked me up! *laughs again as she re-reads it* Yeah, the first one is very Rob; rolling his eyes at his band mates. It's the quiet ones though, he thinks it, he just doesn't say it, we all know. That last pic just proves it. The guy's just got a mischevious streak a mile long; probably egged the principal's car as a kid for the **** of it then would go to temple on the weekend and be all sweet and innocent like... yeah-buddy, we know you.

Yeah, I bought TRT yesterday, 8:30am at the music store I rushed home all proud only to find out there was a DVD special edition that they didn't put out on the shelf, so I took the cd back and exchanged it. Man, I was ******, but when I got home I was all excited again. Was spruking to JammerG that I had Mike at home on my coffee table; made for a good visual image. Anyway, I'm stoked, though I 'had' the album already, I have it officially now, so it's all good. It's all great. Where'd you go and Kenji just rock my socks. I nearly cry everytime I start singing along to Where'd you go, man, I can't imagine how they all do it. :(

As for what Rob thinks? Well if he's ever seen this thread, or knows of it, then he'd know what to expect. So if he's shocked now, it's no one's fault but his own. He was warned... hehehe.

But for once as a show of good faith, I'll leave the last word to him.

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/8cf23e2c708cf8498e09fe78ee8d10b9.jpg

Hehehe. Yeah, thanks Rob. Priceless. :D

Take care guys, *Big Bourdie Bear hugs* TTYL,

-Rav

PS; Phi - good point. How do we know? Hehehe...

 
meteora500

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Guys, I have a confession...I, am Rob. Its true!!! *waves arms around dramatically* Im just kidding. I lied. Im not Rob *sigh*. wouldnt that be cool though? Man, we are a crazy bunch of people arent we?

Argh! I tried to buy TRT today, BUT the stores that I went to didnt even have them*screams*!!! Well I only went to a cd store and walmart, but they didnt have it! I was ******! Is it only at Best Buy or something? well no....why would it be? argh...I dunno....Im ****** off though...and I really wanna listen to it! Ive been listening to it on the MTV Leak thing (I love Where'd You Go, Kenji, Right Now, and Red to Black) but it wont work now!*karate chops computer* meh...but hopefully, Ill get it tomorrow when I got to the mall with my friends.

Good Day!

*bows out of the room*

 
Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever

Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever

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hehe

ohhh you got TRT! I want it U__U

man that pic of rob is sooooo incredibly drool worthy! *freaks out* he looks so perfect in it *dies*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
Ravynlee

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Guys, you know next to my Rob-obsession is my Sims2-obsession (hey, even our Lord loves Halo for cryin' out loud) well now they have combined... check this out;

It's ROB IN SIMS-LAND!

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=105589

OMFG *fans self* I can see a whole neighbourhood being overrun by lots of mini-sim-Robs at some point *wipes chin* I wish. In fact, I actually spend more time downloading stuff for, rather than actually playing, the game. (At least since I started writing again, anyhoo... that's another story in itself, pardon the pun, boom-boom).

But for all the LP/Sims 2 fans, check her work out; Barcelonista. One to watch. She already has ****** good likenesses of Chaz and Mike (naturally) so good to see Rob came in at least 3rd. But I may add, probably due to public demand - myself included, begging for it, as one does. And I'm happy with what she gave us... the brows man, oh, those ***-****-malevolently-magnificent brows of his... *wipes chin with saturated shirt* My sim babies will all have those, I can see it! *laughs fit to kill herself* Ah it's fun to dream... *sigh*

Pardon me, just had to notify the artist to let her know I'm posting this post... weird, huh? But her creations are that good I want the (LP) world to see them. That's all. Ahem, okay...

Yes, I have TRT. Yes it's that good. Y'all need to buy it. Don't matter if y'all need to Rob a liquor store to do so... no, wait, I can't endorse that, just... beg, pelad, grovel, scrimp and save... If only for those two songs (3 - Red to black is also brilliant) you need this album. Trust me. It's on constant rotation on my stereo, right next to LP RAR04 and LP mixed MP3 cd which is my compilation of HT, Meteora, Reanimation and CC, naturally. Yeah, neighbours probably hate me but *meh* like I care. I'm happy, that's all that matters in my universe of 1 (or 3, me and my two cats, of course! Hehehe)

Well, take care guys. Love to all. Bourdie bear hugs. Bourdie-ccinos, Bourdie-bon-bons, whatever. Bourdie body-boarding contest on Broadbeach, that'd be something. That's what I want for Christmas Santa Claus, (or as I should probably address the jolly fat man in the red suit and bipolar disorder with a penchant for amphetamine usage (how else do you explain getting around the planet in 1 night?? Filias Fogg took 80 days for Christ's sake! *laughs*) I should address the old guy probably and more appropriately for my own pagan/quasi-aethiestic soul- "Satan-claws" (this festive santa encourages kids to be naughty, so he's a better pick for my money, hehehe - Love it) But Bah-humbug to Christmas is all I can say. I have to work over Xmas and can't get home to see my family. Xmas sucks. They should ban it. It's too commercial now, anyway, all the meaning's gone and it's only really for kiddies anyway... *sigh* See why I never get a naked Rob life-sized action figure like I ask for every (this) year???

Hmmm...

Visual aide;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/5314948590516b46b0671d8401b484a4.jpg

Try marketing this... *laughs* Forget singing about it, why not have your very own little drummer boy this christmas! Introducing the all new lifesized, completely life-like Linkin Park percussionist -utlilizing the very best and most sophisticated in artificial intelligence- he comes completely life sized and anatomically correct with in sync voice recording, play back, remote control and perfectly sculpted to the most minute detail. You'll be entertained for hours as you rediscover your love for Linkin Park and... this replication. Water proof, stain resistant, fade resistant, it even comes with a lifetime guarantee! *laughs* Matix clothes and cap sold seperately. Batteries not included.

Just what every CoBer wants under their tree, huh? *chuckles* OMFG, I'm like so... wanting that right now. Right now. Now, dagnammit! I've waited all year... *sob*

Anyway... just... playing. As usual. Y'know me by now, I'm just... yeah... anyway... Be good, talk to y'all later. :D *wanders off humming xmas carol 'little drummer boy' to herself*

-Rav

... about to be sued. XD

 
Pheonix791989

Pheonix791989

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dint forget rav, you and me are on the same side of the court room. XD. hey its all good. but yeah I'm going on vacation to the Bahamas and maybe our precious lord will be there (i wish) Can I by one of the rob's for christmas (puppy dog eyes) meh. oh well. the Rob look alike was on my bus today he was visiting the school and apparently he lives in my neighborhood. (><) oh and that first pic from my story gave me another idea instead of saying what he's saying, he said "Wait, what was that?" heh heh. lots of little quirks in my strange 16yr old mind. heh heh. but its all good
 
Ravynlee

Ravynlee

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Bless you... 16... ah, memories... *sigh*

Hope y'all have fun on your holidays! Enjoy yourself... wish I was there... anywhere. But as for the animatronic-Rob, abso-freakin-lutely. You and me and the rest of the CoB should get advanced releases before the product goes public... if it goes public. He's too morish to share around, I wanna keep him to myself... and the rest of y'all *chuckles*

Must be amusing to a complete stranger living his life in a quasi-celebrity status being drooled over by a bunch of women he's never met and spend their free time fantasisng and dreaming up sh*t to amuse themselves over him... o_O Weird. Poor Rob.

Well, if you ever get the courage up to make yourself known to said lookalike, if you ever want to, say hi from me. That's good for another laugh. He'd be like; who? And why are you staring at me like that for? Get away from me, freak! *laughs* But no, sounds sweet. It would be 'amusing' to see Robs around, even knowing they're not the real deal. You could be like daydreaming your little socks off... and miss your bus stop... yeah, I'd do that, more the like. Spend more time in my head than I do out of it, no wait, that didn't come out quite right *s******s* This fic is ******** with my emotions... *sob* Need to unplug for a while... oh well...

*goes back to polishing life-sized Golden statue of Our Lord, humming 'the little drummer boy' carrol to herself*

Take care & TTYL,

-Rav :D

Edit: Hil, I haven't forgotten about your sig. Am working as we speak on a few ideas. Hopefully will have something done for you later on tonight. See what comes up. If you don't like it, PM me and we'll keep going, okay? Sweet.

Just a first attempt. Don't have a clue what you want, you haven't specified anything other than having Rob and Chaz in it, so this is what I came up with. It's a start til we figure out where y'want to go with it or another; just to show you I'm actually really working on it, not just saying it. :D

Peace out.

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/f9b5154777408b5e0d77f0545f9947ea.jpg

 
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meteora500

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Those sims are awesome!!!! I really want that game...if and when I do, your gonna hav to show me that site Rav, ok? Because I want those!...some great stuff right there...those eyebrows are perfect! heh...(eyebrows of all things! :D )

Oh man....just imagine...X-Mas morning, seeing a mostly naked Rob (with only the red ribbon!!!hehe) lying on the floor infront of the tree...*sighs*...like I said before, that would quckly turn into a ***-Mas...oh dear...

Anywho...I really like that sig though! Thanks for thinking of me!! *feels loved* Although I like darker colors for sigs, this is just great! I <3 it! :D *squeals* Thank you! *changes sig*

But...if its ok....would you be able to use these two pics? they are some of my favorites

Rob

Chester

and darker colors, with any line from My December (my all time favorite song!) if thats ok with you. Rgh...I hate asking people to make stuff fomr me, It always makes me feel guilty, I dunno why...but Thanks! *hugs*

 
Ravynlee

Ravynlee

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Of course... will get on to that asap, no probs!

Now that I know what to work with it's all good. Just hope whatever I come up with does you justice... *looks unsure* But will play around anyway. Expect something in the next day or two, okay? Coolies.

And yeah, that Rob pic is def. droolworthy... *wipes chin* Even the Chas one is nice... ahh, memories... :D

Yeah, the half- (mostly) naked vision of our fav. drummer under the xxxmas tree on xxxmas morning would def. be awesome, but as big and brawn and burly as dear Bobert is (I think, or so he appears) I don't think he's enough to go around to everyone if you get my drift. *Sigh* So no Bobert for xxxmas this year, I'll just have to hold out for next year. Then, if by then they have the cloning process down, we can have him cloned (I'll keep the original) and the clones can do the press, concerts, the lawn, whatever else he does in his everyday life... yeah-heah... *grins* Fun thought.

Well, have a very early shift today - start at 12/lunch and go to about that tonight so I probably won't crawl back in til sometime tomorrow more the like - ****** Christmas lunches; oh the joys of working in a restaurant, huh? Well, at least I get lots of guarana and freddo frogs, so *shrug* It's a fair trade (on occasion). I just crawled out of bed (it's 8:00am-ish here) so forgive me if I'm not making sense, it happens on occasion. Hehehe. Can't go a day now without dropping in to see how things are faring in my little CoB world and see you guys... Even though I think it's like holidays or something for a few of you in the States or something, innit? Thanksgiving or Hannukah or something? Just seeing a lot of Hannukah items popping up for download in my other window at MTS2 (yes, Hil, I will show you all the wonderful sites to see there when/if you get the game, TS2 rocks, seriously) so I'm guessing in my ignorance the Jewish populus must be celebrating something soon, no? Not to mention the rest of y'all... turkey feasts or something, cornucopias, I have no clue... forgive the dumb Aussie twit for her 'misinformation.' I'm a slave to my TV aparently, I know what it tells me, so if I'm wrong...? *looks vague* Anyway... would explain why there hasn't been much activity lately. That or ppl are bored, maybe. Apathy isn't the best of emotions, but *meh* XD

Well, take care, big usual Bourdie hugs as usual.

Hil, will get on to that sig as soon as I can, have no fear, will not forget. Just hope I come up with something you like... time will tell on that one I suppose.

Stay safe, happy holidays for those of you observing them. Talk to you later,

-Rav

Remember: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball... hehehe XD

 
meteora500

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Ok sounds good Rav! Im excited now! :D hehe...

I finally got TRT! woah! I lurve it! yup..

As for holidays, The closest one for me is X-mas...but I think the US thanksgiving is comming up, or already happened...I dont pay attention to that stuff though. But as of today, X-Mas is in a month! yea-haw! I even got my chocolate countdown calender yesterday! I love those things...hehe...my 18 year old sister got a Barbie one which I found kinda funny. Anybody else ever get those things?

*really wants a Rob clone*

 
Ravynlee

Ravynlee

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Hey, I remember what they are but I eat enough chocolate as it is, I don't need to be encouraged by the festive season *s******s* Bah-humbug.

Hey Hil, just ripped this one up to see what y'all think; hope it's kinda what you had in mind - let me know if not and I shall endeavour to experiment some more.

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/3c9add16886e833afc114cdef7e2e305.jpg

I HAD TRT but the national recall **** forced me to take it back - I'm not paying $37 for a cd missing 3 songs that are supposed to be on it, I want my money's worth damnit! I don't give a rat's *** if it is Mike's band or not, I like the music, that's all that counts... but luckily I had the insight to 'copy' the cd to my mp3 player first before I returned it so I didn't luck out altogether *evil s******* I love it. Love it. Where'd you go... *sob* Love it.

Well, TC and TTYL my friends, *hugs*

-Rav :D

Edit: Thanks for the hug. Spine is in alignment now. *laughs* Better than a chiropractor!

 
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