The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

Ravynlee

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And you're okay with sharing your stepfather and my would be adopted step-son? *blinks* That's weird. **** of a Harem Robert. Way to go. But it's West Virginia huh? Okay... *packs bags* Let's go!

*Yes, I am still rolling my eyes*

Weird. KInd of a given in this thread though isn't it? Hmmm.

 
Pheonix791989

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yup lets go! (grabs duffel bag.) "mommy i got to go potty!" sorry i just had to put that in there. but let me see..... hmm

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this is what I wake up to in the morning

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this is what happens when Rob found out about the Harem and his newe *ahem* wife and daughter and the west virgina family XD

hope this is enough

 
Ravynlee

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this is what happens when Rob found out about the Harem and his newe *ahem* wife and daughter and the west virgina family XD
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Is that Rob extending the veritable olive branch of peace there at his kit or is he showing us in his highly amused way where we can, *ahem* colloquially go park ourselves for want of a better word? *laughs*
By the way, the big guy does not look impressed there first thing of a morning. Not the morning type huh? Nope, given by his own admission he likes to sleep all the time... pity... can't laze about like that when you're married, let alne have a harem to answer to. Poor ******. Must have just realised what the word 'Harem' meant. Bummer, Robert. Now go get your bags. *laughs again*

Sh*t, I'm already nagging the poor guy! Yup, fitting right into the role, easy as... *laughs ever further* (<-- easily entertained tonight, aparently)

Hmm.

 
Pheonix791989

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well hey its all good. right now I think its just the two of us in this quiet little place. (looks around the waterlogged place) funny how between the two of us there about enough drool and what not then the CoC or CoS XD (*jumps up and down like a three year old* I still got to go potty! XD sorry. had to get it out of my system) but yeah a two woman riot.
 
Ravynlee

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Please hon, go to the toilet before you wet yourself. Wouldn't want your stepfather/brother getting p*ssed at me for being a bad mother or anything *laughs* The guy's just too big for this little 5'3" midget to contend with *sigh* (I'll kick his @$$ anyway, or I'll try, if he gets all egotistical on me. Rock star! Take out the trash, be-atch! *laughs and rolls eyes, always with the eyes*)

I've tried being fair at the CoS and FoC but the ppl there just aren't as friendly as they are here. In fact they can get kinda hostile. Maybe running in there all Rob-lovin' will do that.

Hmm.

But yeah - the rival factions just don't have the same amount of... dedication that we do. (I was thinking 'lunacy' but *meh*)

And as for a two-women riot? Couldn't have put that better myself! :D

 
Pheonix791989

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w00t! Alrighty lets get this show on the road. (puts squishy rob in car squishy rob is a stuffed animal thats a totoro soft and fuzzy)

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^^ this is squishy rob^^ my first stuffed animal he's always been rob ever since i can remember dont know why or how but I got it as a gift.

 
Ravynlee

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Squishy Rob... that's certainly a first for me. Wow *bug-eyes* Must be tired or something but If I squint real hard I can almost see a resemblance (WTF?) No, I thought I had it there for a minute. I'm just visually transferring him now, sure of it. Hmmm. I'm a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Lunch, anyone? XD

Had no idea what a Totoro even was (read it in your journal) but now I know it makes sense... sorta.

Hope 'Rob' doesn't need to go potty too. 'Real Rob' may not be impressed about having to make too many stops on the road (considering he's gotta come all teh way over here to get me then go back and get you and 'squishy Rob' before we head off to Virginia. (looks it up on the map) Day-um! Oh well, it's still his fault if he gets cranky. Typical man. *sigh*

But cute pic btw. *hugs 'squishy Rob'*

*awww*

 
Pheonix791989

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at least we're not stopping to ask for directions. what is it with men and asking for directions? I mean come on! (makes a face) my dads the same way with road trips and stops. meh. (pulls out gameboy and starts playing it noisily)
 
Ravynlee

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Uh, being that Rob's a seasoned traveller by now he prolly doesn't need to. Then again, given his response on his road diary vid at LPU (when he asks I assume Mark Fiore, 'Dude, where are we again?') I'm thinking he's just sleeping all the time en route anyway.

I'd ask to play your gameboy but I guess I should initiate conversation to keep him awake as he drives. Wouldn't want him to doze off and plough us head long into oncoming traffic or anything... *sigh*

****. Two drummers in the family. I need to get me some earplugs! XD

 
Pheonix791989

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now I know what to get you for christmas. (hands you a christmas CD to put in the car) maybe we should play some Metallica on high level, that would wake any one up (well being that "dad" is a rock star and well lets not go there. maybe we should just go with anoying pop music) When we get to west virgina can I go snowboarding? I promise i wont hit any one with a snowball.
 
Ravynlee

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I think he's more into Dave Matthews and Phil Collins and stuff - a lot more mellow than Metallica. I'd prefer Metallica. Actually, my Mum's a huge fan of the guys (which works well - she and Rob would have much to discuss, if he can behave himself seeing as how she's even shorter than me and he could practically sit on her!)

If I had a final wish to ask LP to perform any song it would have to be One by Metallica. I think that would send me off with a huge smile on my face that not even a plastic surgeon could repair.

But as for going snowboarding? Um... I'm okay with it. But ask your 'father.' If he's even paying attention. I think he'll spend the next few weeks at least toying around with his beloved custom kit. I'm gonna be a drum-widow. *sob*

F@#kin' rock stars...

XD

 
Ravynlee

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"mom, dad just threw his hat at me!"
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Well, throw it back at him! Christ! *rolls eyes*
Imagine trying to sit down to have a lovely home cooked meal with you two - cutlery sword fights and imitation drum-sticks against the edge of the table... I'm gonna go bald from the stress! *laughs*

But glad that you've been inspired! Go! Write! Release that creative energy. Can't wait to see what you come up with... you're talent with the colloquial quill is something to behold. You must get that talent from me *puffs out chest proudly and ignores Rob roling his eyes* We'll say you get your looks from him and your temper from me... yes, even though you're adopted, go figure. :rolleyes:

 
Pheonix791989

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guess what its up!! Dads being weird mom, I think he drank uncle joe's special red bull.

(starts drumming on the back of the seat with pencils)

 
Ravynlee

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He's being weird? *raises a brow curiously and gets one back in return for her troubles* Decipher weird. And knock off that incessant racket or I'll break your fingers... *laughs* No, I'd never do that. Your father would likely break mine first, big ******. *sigh*

Man, RP is fun.

Bet right about now Rob wants to smash his head repeatedly against the steering column. Probably do it to a beat til he perfected it or lost consciousness *laughs* Now that's weird.

And ease up on the Red Bull, mister. Or at least share it around. Uncle Joe's gonna be p*ssed, but *meh* It's not like Remy needs the encouragement.

 
Pheonix791989

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yeah..... (stops being so anoying suddenly) mom....dad has a weird grin on his face.... (backs away slowly while holding up squishy rob as a shield) are we there yet>?
 
Ravynlee

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That's okay, I like his weird grin. Um... you go... take squishy Rob shield and play in the boot or something. Your father and I need some grown up time...

*wanders off into the woods dragging Rob along behind her*

Hehehe *evil s******s*

 
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