Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

[tizz]

What about when women say "your the biggest i've ever seen"?

I mean, thats not something women lie about is it?

Cuz my ex told me that 4 inches was to much for her and thats why she would laugh when I dropped my draws. She would laugh because she thought it was funny that I was so big.

Dude you are an idiot if you don't think we lie about that!!! We know that if you feel too self concious you won't be able to get it up and then all hell breaks loose and we have to sit there and say "don't worry it's ok it happens to everyone" and then spend all night tryong to get you fools up just to get you stop cryin!!!!!

I have honestly only been with one guy that i can say was painfully huge!!!!!! Kind of a freak of nature kind of thing. Unfortunately we was literally too big for me and it didn't last. He needed the freaking abyss for a girlfriend. Oh but I have told many a guy he was the biggest I ever saw, but only if he either asked or I figured he needed to hear it to be comfortable. The four inches thing was just to make you feel good about yourself there buddy

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

OK now I picture you as tht idiot from mallrats who lives in his mother's basement!!!!

OK,now you crack me up.
keh keh keeeeeeeeeh

Don't forget the huge 3d glasses,
and 6 month old socks on his feet.
whew,everyone scatter.(including ****roaches,it's toxic)

Now,I crack meself again.

 

[Jhony5]

OK,now you crack me up.
keh keh keeeeeeeeeh

Don't forget the huge 3d glasses,
and 6 month old socks on his feet.
whew,everyone scatter.(including ****roaches,it's toxic)

Now,I crack meself again.

Thats not true. I'm cool. I'm cool and i'm strong.
Everyone wants to hang out with me in my huge mansion.

Girls like me.
Honest they do.

I've actualy signed autographs before. Because i'm cool.
All the kids think i'm cool and they hang out with me and spend the night.

Some parents thought I was 'to cool' so they took me to court. This asshole judge sent me to jail because he said I was a "petofile". I said "But...but...I don't even have any pets!

 

[tizz]

I knew it, He's JACKO!!!!! Quick everybody hide your small children and chimps!!!!!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Thats not true. I'm cool. I'm cool and i'm strong.
Everyone wants to hang out with me in my huge mansion.

Girls like me.
Honest they do.

I've actualy signed autographs before. Because i'm cool.
All the kids think i'm cool and they hang out with me and spend the night.

Some parents thought I was 'to cool' so they took me to court. This asshole judge sent me to jail because he said I was a "petofile". I said "But...but...I don't even have any pets!

Johny,Johny,Johny what have I taught ya boy.
Don't get too defensive.I pictured you the opposite of the cool guy charade.

This is the picture in my mind.
'You're a boy,who doesn't know what a signature is.Because you dumb,dear.
The other kids wouldn't approach you,coz you look like ya excaped from a mental institution.
Most parents,shield the eyes of their children,coz they wouldn't want them havin' nightmares,so they call the police to arrest you.
The judge thinks you're some kind of animal,so he dubs your personal file,''The pet-o's-file''.'

But that's two years ago.Tizz what if we are dissin' a hunk.

 

[tizz]

UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

bullshit girl!

 

[Jhony5]

UMMMM I have matured to the point where a mind can turn me on more than a body with a hollow head thanx!

Is my mind not sexy?

I could post a picture so you could see the sexy white boy that I am.
But i'm afraid of being stalked and the only pics of me on the net I think you can only see my leg and arm. Because i'm so cool.

Admit it Tizz, you like my mind. Its a sexy mind.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Tizz,scratch my last post.This boy's as Hollow minded,as ,um ,as ,Hollow can get!

 

[tizz]

Nah he's just being cheeky (I hope) LOL

 

[tizz]

Johnny: UMMMM Again I see "Mallrats" LOL

 

[Jhony5]

Hey, I might be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money.

Never saw Mallrats but i'll take it as a compliment. Thanx.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Hey, I might be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money.

Never saw Mallrats but i'll take it as a compliment. Thanx.

So you ugly and you ain't got no money(your words not mine).
Damn!Tizz,now that the bank account's out.what we workin' towards??
He's a lost cause!

 

[Jhony5]

So you ugly and you ain't got no money(your words not mine).
Damn!

Maybe so, maybe not.

I either:
A) Look like a chubby Marilyn Manson.

B) Look like a teenage Woody Allen.

C) Look like a ghetto Bo Bice.

D) Look like Matt Lauer with a serious sexual disfunction and greasy fingers.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Maybe so, maybe not.

I either:
A) Look like a chubby Marilyn Manson.

B) Look like a teenage Woody Allen.

C) Look like a ghetto Bo Bice.

D) Look like Matt Lauer with a serious sexual disfunction and greasy fingers.

Nah,still like my discription of ya!

 

[Jhony5]

Nah,still like my discription of ya!

There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like.

See,how does it feel to finally be true to yourself?
I bet that's a load off your shoulders.

 

[Jhony5]

See,how does it feel to finally be true to yourself?
I bet that's a load off your shoulders.

I am what I eat.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

I am what I eat.

Oh,Johny.me was just kidding.I'm sure some girl will share your bed one day.So chin up, boy.

 

[tizz]

There, I put my picture in my profile pic. Hope you like.

You are a warped little man aren't ya LMFAO