Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2004
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice!
Nothing... you already told her twice!
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Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell said:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice!
Spleefman said:Women are superior to men...let's face it guys!
You can't win an argument with them...even when you're right.
They got off the Titanic first.
They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for them.
Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.
They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
They know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If they're not making enough money they can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas they make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.
They never have to wonder if a guy's orgasm was real.
If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
They can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.
If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
They don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
Gay waiters don't make them uncomfortable.
They'll never regret piercing their ears.
They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
phreakwars said:I deny nothing
Cami from Street Fighter 2 gives me a woody.
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"We are pussies and cannot handle life." "We would never be able to handle child labor." "We could never deal with PMS like they do."