Your best pick-up line.

[ParasiteGod]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[tiredofwhiners]

>
>Redneck Man's pick up lines
>
>1) Did you fart?
>
>cuz you blew me away.
>
>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>
>cuz ya sure are special.
>
>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
>
>I can't hold it in.
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>4) Do you have a library card?
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>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
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>cuz I can see myself in em.
>
>6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
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>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
>
>but beauty's only a light switch away.
>
>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>
>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>
>but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
>
>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
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>I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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>11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
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>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>
>we kin sleep til afternoon.
>
>and.... the best for last!
>
>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I
>think of it my nuts tighten up.


I like # 13

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I can write the alphabet with my tongue.

 

[eddo]

>

>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
>
>I can't hold it in.

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[hugo]

Would you like a drink? Repeat ten times.

 

[builder]

You don't want sex?

Would you mind lying down while I have some?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Want to see my wardrobe malfunction?

 

[Crazywumbat]

Dunno if this one was already posted, but...

"If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I have a pet monkey named Koko. He flings **** and masturbates twenty times a day.

 

[manicmonday]

I have a pet monkey named Koko. He flings **** and masturbates twenty times a day.

I've never wanted you more. Can you be ready by 9?

 

[eddo]

I have a pet monkey named Koko. He flings **** and masturbates twenty times a day.

How many times must I ask you not to call me Koko in public?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I've never wanted you more. Can you be ready by 9?

I was ready at 2, but for you MM I will make an acception.

Bring plenty of baby-wipes.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

How many times must I ask you not to call me Koko in public?

We can't have two Kokos running around. Eddo you stay eddo and Kokorosenshi will remain kokothemonkey.

 

[Phantom]

Kind of cheesy but my best friend taught this to me years ago and it made me smile:

Place a drop of water on someone's clothing and place a drop of water on your own then tell them, "Let's go to my place and get out of these wet clothes."

 

[tiredofwhiners]

Kind of cheesy but my best friend taught this to me years ago and it made me smile:

Place a drop of water on someone's clothing and place a drop of water on your own then tell them, "Let's go to my place and get out of these wet clothes."

Did it work????

 

[Phantom]

Did it work????

Since he is a gay male, Nope! Never tried it on anyone else. Even the best pick-up lines are still cheesy as hell! Walking up to a man and titty slapping him works for me. Got lots of dates that way.

 

[manicmonday]

I was ready at 2, but for you MM I will make an acception.

Bring plenty of baby-wipes.

Drink lots of water before hand. I don't want you dehydrated.

 

[manicmonday]

Want to do me?

 

[snafu]

Want to do me?

That will work for sure!

 

[kokorosenshi]

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

i heard royalidiot used that line hundreds of times, but no matter how drunk the girls are, he still got rejected. i also heard he tried using a date rape drug and ended up in the dumpster behind a bar with blood coming out of his ass