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It was their fucking ugly faces. Jesus Christ! The one on the right looks like she could stop shit in mid-air.

Rather scary, Buildy.

Couldn't agree with you more. The smell also reminds me of any Indian or Pakistani ran convenience store I have ever stepped foot in.

Alice In Chains Angry Chair Sitting on an angry chair Angry walls that steal the air Stomach hurts and I dont care What do I see across the way See myself molded in clay Stares at me, yeah Im afraid Changing the shape of his face Candles red I have a pair Shadows dancing everywhere Burning on the angry chair Little boy made a mistake Pink cloud has now turned to gray All that I want is to play Get on your knees, time to pray, boy I dont mind, yeah I dont mind, i-i-i I dont mind, yeah, I dont mind, i-i-i Lost my mind, yeah But I dont mind, i-i-i Cant find it anywhere I dont mind Corporate prison, we stay Im a dull boy, work all da y So Im strung out anyway Loneliness is not a phase Field of pain is where I graze Serenity is far away Saw my reflection and cried So little hope that I died Feed me your lies, open wide Weight of my heart, not the size Pink cloud has now turned to gray All that I want is to play Get on your knees time to pray

Black Man With a Brain, there's an oxymoron, with your contempt for stupid people, ignorance, and liberals; I figured you'd be a supporter of the pro-choice movement. I mean, is there any other way to rid the world of stupidy quicker? Abort them before they can speak!

Dwight Shrute is one of the funnies, most original characters in years. This is great! The Office - Fire Drill

The Beverly Hillbillies Theme, slightly altered. Come listen to a story about a man named Jed He had a lot of hair, but it wasn't on his head Then one day he was looking for some cooze from up around a corner came a lady and she was nude Nude that is, with no clothes on Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's in the bed Rubbing her tits and pulling her hair Then comes Granny with a rubber hose Slams it up Jed's butthole Butthole that is, real sideways.

He turned me into a newt! Well... I got better.

This is a hard blues, reminiscent of George Thoroughgood, version of Led Zeppelin's In My Time of Dying. The band is Red Devil Lye and they rock pretty damn good!

I was pretty good about not smoking in the house. There were times where I'd walk through the house with a lit cigarette, fetching a beer or truck keys. My kids, too. The dog and cat that is. Do you run a 7/11? I can detect smoke from miles away now. It's like my own little spidey-sense.

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Monkey see, monkey do. Believe what you want, everyone knows that I can read at a fifth grade level. I declare you, Koko the Monkey. Dance and juggle aborted fetuses in your hands.

Milla Jovovich? Yeah... she's sleek and so damn leggy.

If she wasn't such a radical, I would be happier than a lark in a tree about her new position... you go girl! She is a wolf in sheep's clothing and a socialist agenda pusher.

I am the wind beneath your wings.

LF as the bearded woman.

Ben Affleck was in the movie, too. His character was so reminiscent of asshole jocks in my high school.

Don't you think the bulk of America didn't want to be dragged into a war either? It wasn't our decision, but was made by the Republican majority rule. At the time, it seemed like a good idea fighting the terrorists on their own soil. I still think we should be on the offensive, but Iraq is a lost cause. The people don't want a democracy. In fact, they do not deserve to live in freedom and liberty. They are slaves, enthralled and bound by that fucking pig-shit religion of theirs. Oppression makes an impression.

I had a penis reduction last summer. Now it only takes one team of Clydesdales to jerk me off.

Ohh... look! Kirstie is down to Lethalfind size.

No! Thank you, Australia! Without you, Americans all across the Internet would never have known their place. You seem so fucking content to sit there and point out the problems with America. Why don't you worry about Australia and let Americans worry about America? Know your role and shut your mouth, builder. We... the People... didn't ask you a goddamned thing.

No.. let's not throw the House to wind like a fistful of confetti. The actual power lies in the House of Representatives. Which are in fact elected officials that represent the people. Now I perish the thought of Nancy Pelosi being the third in line for the presidency. The Senate is a carry over from the days of the Republic, when a Republican meant only rich landowning protestant white men could vote.

I criticise you a lot, snafu, concerning your taste in music. This one takes the cake, eats it, and shits it back out. Brown Eyed Girl is one of THE most overplayed songs of all time. Van Morrison is a two-bit hack that makes Joe Cocker look like Roger Waters.

Alright, alright, alright. If it weren't for McCanaughey playing Wooderson in Dazed and Confused, the movie would've been total crap.

We just narrowly missed a picketing strike last week. I hate work stoppages.