RoyalOrleans
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Goddammit, kokothemonkey! Your face sucks.
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Keep talking like a bitch and you will get slapped like one. I may not know much, but what I do know can fill your wasteland of head with wonder for days. I have forgotten more than you will ever know.
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I figured that was reason you were following me topic to topic.
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Yes! Why are your words so big? Is it in hopes of showing off that big brain of yours? How well read you are? (please note sarcasm) Kokothemonkey, you are a moron. A buffoon! A dotard! A niggard! A sluggard!
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I'm just getting started with this geek.
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Kokothemonkey reminds me of that one pathetic kid down the street that'd give you all his best toys in trade of friendship.
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What? Because I don't know the Monkey-speak word for stupid?
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Hardy-fucking-har! Come up with something original.
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Since when do the unintelligible word "dee" mean stupid? Your niggard dictionary only works in mixed company, i.e. the special room with the blinds pulled, clapping erasers together to Mary Had A Little Lamb.
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Geez... why don't you tell me how you really feel?
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Where did you cut and paste this from? Insultmonger.com?
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What is that a rap group?
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Would someone please throw Koko a banana!!! He has low blood sugar and could start flinging shit any time now! Thanks! You are pathetic. You contribute nothing at all. You are useless. You are a panty-waste. Your ogrish transvestite father should've cast his seed upon your mother's face instead.
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I bet your mother wishes she were raped by a different man. This pitter-patter between you and me stops now. You lack the intelligence and the simple fucking grasp of the English language to keep up with me. You are two steps away from a 10-day addition to your Idiot Box term.
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Not interested. The idiots I hang out with know where to put a fucking punctuation mark.
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Typical response from a typical cunt-mouth. I know you, but what am I. We don't want to know about your after hours exploits. Too late, you beat me to it. Maybe I don't try? So how would I read? So how would I fail? So how sad is your grasp of simple fucking punctuation? Koko! Stop flinging shit at the patrons.
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Goddamn, Koko. Even in a box, your stupidity knows no bounds.
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Oooo... got me there, Koko the shit-flinging monkey.
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I'm rubber and you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Petty schoolyard antics. What's that, Koko? My cock is stuck in your throat? The what, what, and what? No, it's what your mom says. When your weak, little, limp-wristed ill-worded responses actually hold water, I will concede to being a Royal Idiot. As of now, Koko, your are King of the Castle.
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I was thinking the foreign shitheel from Perfect Strangers.
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She only allows that mistake to be made once. Did you fucking fart, Koko? That would be the elapsed sack-time if she were headed over to your house, Koko. Somebody please give the monkey a Cabbage Patch Doll so he continue with his autoerotic activities. I need Koko tip-top for tomorrows show. This is pretext to a boxing. You're just too stupid to be running free.
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Your reply speaks for volumes. That'll show 'em, because killing a deviant sluggard would be wrong.
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If I were to take you down Memory Lane, I'd kick you out and leave you for dead.
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Shit like that is what seperates man from ape. How would you know that? You want to give me a clue? Shit, negro. I have two words for you, but they are English. Ouch! Ouch! You got me there! I better just shut up and obey the monkey. Haha! Another zinger, koko. Your posts are definitely on a "try and read" basis. If I weren't fluent in Monkey-speak and Jive, I would never have figured out your shitty grasp of English.
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Simple oxymora: pretty ugly, larger half, and jumbo shrimp. Complex oxymora: "I do here make humbly bold to present them with a short account of themselves... " Jonathan Swift Oxymorons can also be wooden irons or sideroxylons in that they are in violation of the Principle of contradiction which asserts that nothing can be thought if it contains contradictory characteristics, predicates, attributes, or qualities. Perhaps you were thinking of juxtaposition.
