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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Better get me some white paint, too.
  2. Are you asking me or telling me?
  3. Are you being coy? I think you're being coy. It is detachable and bifurcated.
  4. Too big and nosy. Like a bully on the playground who suddenly shows compassion after he kicks your shins and takes your lunch money.
  5. Nigga, please.
  6. You sure make a lot of fucking racket signing a guest book. I have something in my front pocket for you.
  7. I had a chick squirt a few weeks ago. Tasted like a Vanilla Coke.
  8. You sound hard up?
  9. Fuck that. You want to act like a duplicitous little school girl wearing fancy britches? Fine, go ahead. I am assertive and to the point, thus I don't play around with the fucking emoticons.
  10. Your argument held water and seemed eloquently put, that is, until you cited Will and Grace as an example. If anything, Will and Grace is the perfect example of flagship grandeur designed to subvert the status quo of the dominant paradigm.
  11. You may not be stupid, M60, but you're pretty damn close. You can download the Google Toolbar and it was a free spellchecker on it.
  12. I know. If the star or starlet waits long enough, they'll get a foreign child adopted right here on U.S. soil. Hell, I heard about a Ethiopian man who circumcised his daughter at the tender age of three. I think she'll want a new set of parents real soon.
  13. You slam the son of a bitch, but you place a winky emoticon at the end of your rant? Stupid, M60. Stupid. Learn your emoticons before you use them, because you have sent the message "I was just kidding. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.".
  14. Nacho Libre
  15. I was thinking Jack Black.
  16. You're pissing in the wind. Preaching to the choir. Great. Another fucking mongoloid. You people need a lobbyist.
  17. Not to mention, savvy with only one v.
  18. It's like looking in a mirror! Ugly people need to be reassured they are ugly by perpetuating a friendly demeanor.
  19. That's where I inject the "happy-crystal"!
  20. Gerard and me share a few similar qualities, but I have brown eyes. Ohh... and when you're pretty the whole world hates you.
  21. Didn't you mean to call me "grasshopper"? Though, I'd like to think, if you and I had a foray in the sack that I'd be the teacher.
  22. Fear is every man's portion. You? No less.
  23. I don't suck in bed at all.
  24. Let me guess, kokothemonkey, English is like a hobby?
  25. The last time I heard this die-a-tribe it was thirty seconds before Pearl's beheading.
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