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The Battle of New Orleans Jimmy Driftwood In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip We took a little bacon and we took a little beans And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin' There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and they began to runnin' On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico We looked down the river and we seed the British come And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin' There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and they began to runnin' On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes We held our fire till we seed their faces well Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em.. Well... we... Fired our guns and the British kept a'comin' There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and they began to runnin' On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin' There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago We fired once more and they began to runnin' On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico Hut, hut, three, four Sound off, three, four Hut, hut, three, four Sound off, three, four Hut, hut, three, four

Buy a new computer and be proud to have contributed to the economy.

The melting pot has become the chamber pot. Did you know that Hulk Hogan was born in Augusta?

This is perhaps the BEST Skynyrd song ever.

I'm the idiot that started the poll. I wanted to see who would come clean regarding their vote, who would cower, and who would blame another member for their vote.

To all you biblethumpers; what was the name of Noah's wife?

Case by case? The military has no sympathy. AWOL soldiers are no better than the Benedict Arnolds of our nation's history.

Bacon tastes good! Pork-chops taste good. I can't think of a tastier animal to be! Pigs is delicious.

Sorry! I thought you were Cindy Sheehan!

If I were a butt-cowboy, Snaffy, I'd like to think I could do better than you. I mean, read IWS' previous post.

I didn't think you could give rep to a raging douche bag.

I was just bad repped by the fucker for some shit I said about LegalBlind.

And I am quatifying my statement that most shit ain't funny. Really.

Let's not turn this stupid thread into a discussion on GF ethics. I brought it up, now I will end the derailment.... .... here!

Goddamn. You're quoting who? Magneto? Thanos? No wait... Darkseid. Shut the fuck up.

Well, dumbass, that is why I say funny is subjective. Dark comedy is a better moniker for American Beauty. True to life circumstances concerning the human condition are a lot more entertaining.

I suppose you're right. So horses are eating shit.

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This is Off Topic Forum! This ain't Welcome Pleasant Yammering Oafs.

Yeah... you shouldn't scream at someone to "get a life" when you're 40-something and writing Sailor Moon fanfiction.

Well, well... what have we here? The goddamn fucking Reading Rainbow? The Fairy Fucking Grammar Godmother?

Wounded bird? What the fuck are you talking about? I never need an excuse to shit all over someone. I have an IGNORE button. Perhaps you should look into it as well. You want to know what else is amazing? Your cunt-mouth. It just babbles on... kind of like a duck. Quack-quack.

Hay is for horses.

Do you want to know why chicks don't like the Three Stooges? They aren't funny. Funny can be subjective, but I laugh all the way through American Beauty.

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