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  1. RoyalOrleans
    This sounds like a fetish movie I saw once, "The Stickman Cometh".
  2. RoyalOrleans
    That's so novel! I'd like to get laid, but have the heart to take me to dinner first.
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    Yeah... let's not talk down to me right now. I'm on the verge of tearing my hair out.
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    In an old studio apartment I had near Atlanta, the Peachtree Slums, I fed the wildlife. They used to have rats, but the cockroaches came in and ate them all.
  7. RoyalOrleans
    And what do their anuses retain?
  8. RoyalOrleans
    Men at age 20: Will long sideburns get me laid? Men at age 25: I need to get laid. Men at age 30: I need to get laid. Men at age 35: I need to get laid. Men at age 40: I need to get laid. Men at age 45: I should've gotten laid more in my youth.
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    Good idea.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    Outstanding! I'm predicting a shit storm for the next couple of days... ohhhh... and 95% humidity.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    Yeah... I've read your other posts.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Oh yeah? That's weird because I've always thought of you as a little bitch.
  13. RoyalOrleans
    Thank Uncle Sam for the passing of the GI Bill, cuz' I'z gotsme an edumacashion n learnt E-bizzle-on-the-shizzle-icsizzle.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    That's why I love my podunk town... two weeks from everywhere.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Well.. no shit? You figured everything out? I'm thirty-six years old, been married twice, and have banged broads from sea to shining sea, still I have no clue what women are thinking. Enlighten me.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    I didn't smell shit until you stepped into a heap of it and tracked it all over my beloved GF.
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    Erectile disfunction, too.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    You boys have met before?
  20. RoyalOrleans
    Well... my life is complete now.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    It was done in the mid 80's in the NWA. The first and only, that I recall, was Dusty Rhodes wrestling Tully Blanchard. Dusty Rhodes won the match, but not without 'opening' himself up ten or more times.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    Yes... I reckon. Where the fuck are these characters coming from?
  23. RoyalOrleans
    What's right with a Blue Raspberry?
  24. RoyalOrleans
    Did I mention that the rolling bunkhouse brawl match is fought in the back of a trailer pulled by a semi? Perfect match for me to execute my deadly knife edge chop and Bionic Elbow.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    Are you requesting a rematch, Outy? I'd be glad to rumble with you in a rolling bunkhouse brawl.
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