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Come Sail Away - Styx (I will be there to see them live on Cinco De Mayo!) I

I sent them a bundt cake.

Thank you, JAW! Thank you, Hugo! If you're going to work in that life, then you must accept the consequences. The outside world is not relegated to the rules inside a strip club. Everyone is so quick to jump to the side of this stripper... this harlot. In America, we still have due process and the presumption of innocence. It never plays out that way in the public arena, but it is in our Constitution and it is why Brian Nichols has yet to fry. Fair? Not always, but we must wait for all the facts. Except in the case of that Negress Cynthia McKinney... she is the epitome of the definition of "attention whore".

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! That was pretty good.

And on the front... Murder All Drunk Drivers to knock the Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

Great title for a thread about the Duke Lacrosse rape allegation investigation.

I'm of the belief that if you open up to people, they will sink their teeth into you. Only reveal yourself physically, never emotionally. Be a mental and emotional monolith and only allow a few, a select few, to get close. Privacy is the only thing sacred. DTA... Don't Trust Anyone.

But Us Inbreds Love It Down undER

Hey, fucktard. We have the Kennedys.

Typical response from a typical fucktard. Come back when you get a new bag of tricks.

Are you kin to Dan Quayle?

You've obviously never been golfing with me.

There is something a little more gay about being in the woods with your "hunting buddies" "waiting" "for" "a" "deer". If you hunt alone, you masturbate way too much. Golf is gay... yes. Fishing is fun when I'm half-sloshed.

I am biased toward Alaskans... they'd stay up there all winter if I let them.

Yes, he is. I'm a big nerd and a walking Middle-earth encyclopedia. I took the Quenya Course found here.

Just stay the hell out of my backdoor.

Goddamn... the horse is short.

I am re-re-re-re-re-reading The Silmarllion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Unfortunately, death and violence are the only things those people understand. Forget sitting down and discussing their problems, working them out.

Mexicans everywhere fear my slice.

Adriana Lima can rock any article of clothing.

Fuckin' A! If you all don't like a capitalistic market/nation... then move the fuck up to Canada. I'm comfortable here, fending for myself and making money the way I want to make it and spending it the way I want to spend it.

I just hope I can get there in time for the gang bang.

Boo-fucking-hoo! We're capitalists, right? Supposed to be? Suck it up... this is the ol' supply and demand scenario. This was covered in most of your 8th grade Economics books. For years and years, regular unleaded was less than $.90/gallon here. I hardly believe the Prez. of Exxon retired on the spoils.