RoyalOrleans

These posts were thoroughly entertaining. What's next?

I thought you mastered the "Quote" button?

Is that a picture of Jesus on the wall behind you?

...and less gay.

On a side note... About a year ago, give or take a month, I was shopping in my local grocery store. Pushing the cart along the chip aisle, because I had already gotten the beer, I noticed a man (father) pulling a boy (his son) by his arm. The kid was balling and I though "oh geez... just buy the brat the sugary cereal he wants and be done with it.". I walked on by. As I turned to go up the next aisle, I glanced back toward the man and the boy. I observed the man let go of the boy and then he sent a roundhouse kick to the back of the boy's head. The boy went screaming down the aisle. My first instinct was to approach this fucker and I did. I got right into the man's grill and asked him to try that shit on me. Of course he whimpered and backed down, but not without telling me he was a blackbelt or some bullshit. At that point, the whole store had virtually come to a stop. And all the little cashiers, stocker, a black-tied manager, and customers were peering down the aisle from either end. So, I turned and walked away. I had beer to buy for Christ's sake! It turned out, while I had confronted this fucker the black-tied manager had already called the local PD and they arrived right at the time I was in the check out line. The manager gave his statement and they approached me for mine and I gave it. I don't know whatever became of the man, but I'm sure he's been made a bitch within the confines of our local penal facility. So in response to the man who beat the toddler to death, or any of these dickless cowards, come down here and try that shit on me. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

Sheds a new light on the old, "Tastes Great, Less Filling" add. Man Murdered Over Beer Discussion In Brazil

So, if I have to have a new liver, it might come from Hoo Flun Doo?

I smell movie of the week starring Traci Gold and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Bill Gates pisses me off because he has all the money in the world, but still looks and dresses the way he does.

Ok... you've just earned a little respect from GF's self-proclaimed Rosa Parks of Nicotine. You are officially under the Regulator's radar. I both love and hate GF and am jealous of the power of the piss.

Do they need an address when you buy batteries there? The Radio Shack does. I've learned to buy them elsewhere. Where am I going with this? Train of thought.... turns to Appendix D of the Lord of the Rings. Fried fish, too.

Well... goddamn. That clears up a lot. One whole heckuvalot. I just found out that there is some Cherokee Indian blood coursing through my veins. That makes me an Irish-Scottish-Cherokee lover of firewater.

Cream of Sum Yung Gi is well... you get the idea.

Great as in pain in the ass.

I laugh at what he sees each time he looks in the mirror. I shit on his feelings and I piss on his grave.

You're half and half right? Black father, white mother or vice versa? I am hoping to be wrong on this issue.

This shouldn't bother me, but it does. In the short text to follow, I am not being bigot or at least I'm trying to be as PC as possible. This is just what I have observed in my experiences driving around Atlanta in a brown delivery van and shitting in public restrooms. Why do blacks hang their toilet paper (and paper towels for that matter) backwards? Outlaw any thoughts? I don't think Hindus use toilet paper, because the Circle M near Peachtree Industrial Blvd never has any! I am quite certain that Muslims don't either, since my visit to a dry cleaner on Medlock Bridge Rd. Am I being idiotic in saying this? I was brought up to place it where the sheets can be torn over the top.

Shiiiittt, playa! I feel ya! Tha mofo ain't got no respek, know wut I'm sayin'? Wear'z my fowtee? Cuz... my hed is bumpin'! Yo!

Does your "woman" have an Adam's apple? Enquiring minds want to know... I'm writing a fucking book... ok???

No, it isn't funny. I was serious.

You wanna roll wit me, lil nigga?

Finally. Go and die in whatever way suits you. Get the fuck out!

You are a disgrace, sixes. A mockery. I hope you meet a terrible fate.

It's a back hand slap. A pimp slap is with the reverse with the emphasis on the rotation of the elbow and wrist... in a sweeping down motion.

If you had taken the blue pill, perhaps you'd be with 72 virgins right now. But, noooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You had to take the red pill.