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RoyalOrleans

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  1. And you do? Enlighten us.
  2. So... you're establishing yourself with this landmark, run-of-the-mill derogatory comment on Hugo's intelligence? Come on? Asinine remarks and small-witted observations like this shows everyone the feebleness of your intelligence. If you want to berate a member, move past the simpleton insults.
  3. But I love that knot-hole. I call it "Sylvia".
  4. Nor do we have enough people to make a revolution work. If I acted alone, I'd be lumped in with the Timothy McVeighs of the world.
  5. You ought to hear me play "Renegade" by Styx on my pan-flute. The shit is killer.
  6. Please don't post pictures of me humping the knot-hole on my deck.
  7. Fuckin' great... Brokeback Mountain Down Under.
  8. Yeah... but what the fuck can we do about it? The average American citizen is not that well informed... all they care about is making it home in time to see American Idol. This girl I work with, must be in her mid-30's, has absolutely no idea Dick Cheney is. However, she can recite all the names of the American Idol finalists. I ask again, what the fuck can we do about it?
  9. The classic simplicity of black and white describes death much better than color. Because death is the only certainty. Black and white are the only certain colors on the chart. Life is too much like the other colors; too many variations and not enough clarity.
  10. I hope they be playin' some Fitty Cent while poppin' caps!
  11. You call it a drinking holiday, but here in the Dirty South... nobody drinks on Easter. In fact, most restaurants and pubs are closed.
  12. I've been working on a fiction novel for some time now. Fortunately, I'm my own worst critic. Most of my work ends up in the trash, the shredder, or I dump it all to disk and melt it.
  13. At the driving range, I nailed a Mexican landscaper with a sweet slice. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I had way too many Tom Collins.
  14. Well come over here and make my putter flutter. Nyuck! Nyuck!
  15. I shot a 94 yesterday. It was a Good Friday.
  16. Don't you people see what is going on? By talking about him, gossipping, and whispering; we're only preserving the memory of this degenerate cocksucker. I say let bygones be bygones and move the fuck on! Sixes will probably troll on here as a different user, from a different ISP (etc), read this shit about him and jerk off to it. He's a weasel, a leach, a parasite... he feeds off this sort of attention. This is the last I will say on the matter. I have moved the fuck on! Will you?
  17. Easter is another commercialized holiday without the glow of Christmas. I reckon, Jesus' resurrection was not as miraculous as his birth.
  18. Who else can I speak for, but myself? I don't know the opinions of a billion men worldwide. I guess I speak for those who agree with me, but they are few and far between. In this computer age, I think its nice to have outdoors activities that doesn't involve guns and drivebyes. Though I have been know to shoot my caddy.
  19. Golf is to men, as shopping is to women.
  20. I actually enjoy golf... after a case of beer.
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  22. I know a boatload in Spanish and a aircraft carrier full in English.
  23. Well any fucking time, sweetheart.
  24. Hey! You gotta problem with hot chocolate or something?
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