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... or so said Jon Stewart. Great clip! I Think I've Heard This All Before.

Sure. Why not?

Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?

Abso-fuckin'-lutely! Don't buy a black baby, unless it's a boy and has long arms. That would mean a basketball scholarship. Don't purchase a white baby from anyone wearing a Dale Jr. t-shirt. Most of all, don't buy a baby with Middle Eastern heritage... it could have a bomb strapped to it.

In my family, if a member of the fold passes or if a friend very close to the clan dies, we sit around and drink to his/her life. Then we talk about them... On a personal level, I deal with the grief of death as anyone else. I try to think of only the good times and not the bad. Of course when my uncle Dickie died in '99, everyone rejoiced. Even me... go figure.

If we all keep interbreeding with each other we will end up as one race... my great great great great great grandson will be named, "Jamal Luciano Xiang-Tsu O'Shea Ali".

I'd give you a 1, but I think less of you.

Men have a penis and women have a vagina. That's all we need to know... we're introverts or extroverts.

Nothing like hirsutes, jacked up teeth, and those wild chants.

Fuck you. Sarcasm is so hard to convey over the net. I would use emoticons to express such things, however I find it is much easier to let people I think that way.

As a smoker, myself, I am constantly badgered about quitting. All the more reason to continue firing up the sweet little teets, but I don't encourage others and I certainly don't want to see kids doing it. Over sixteen? You can drive... might as well be able to smoke. Because the chances of you dying in a car crash are much higher than dying as a result of smoking related illnesses. Lung cancer and throat cancer, I don't want to get into, but I will say that it is mostly genetics, history of illness in the family. Not one of my family has EVER, EVER taken ill with cancer from smoking. And at one time all of them smoked and now a third of us still smoke. My grandmother is five and ninety years of age and still smokes one after a meal. On that note, the age of prohibition needs to be lowered down to eighteen nationwide. You are able to enlist in the Armed Forces, go to war, and put your life on the line for this country at eighteen. However, you can't get a beer at a TGIFridays?

Well he knew that, not sure about Sixes, but I'm for damn certain Nazz knew it. Or he wouldn't have replied.

Do you know who the fuck this guy is? This is the most famous picture of him. Informing our beloved President that the nation was under attack. [attach=full]905[/attach]

If there is a Hell, we are in it right now. Heaven is being able to shit in peace.

I haven't seen this many white folk gathered since our last Klan meeting.

Actually that statement is a little on the mark, Nazz. The Spanish Conquistadores landed before the English and began the colonization of the New World. Latinos and Hispanics are the descendants of the descendants of the Natives of South America and Central America. At one point the entire southwestern United States all the way up to Oregon belonged to Mexico. Perhaps they are slowly taking it back by sending their finest unskilled laborers.

I'd be in the negative all the time.

Jesus... boy. You've got a face for radio.

The first thing I'd ask her is, "is it mine?". If the answer is "no", I'd reply "whew! that was close!". If the answer was "yes", I'd reply "Can we name it Hank?".

Lethal is my Florida hook-up. She don't know it yet, but I want to bang the hell out of her. Oh wait... err...

I'd like to lick Eva Longoria's fur-biscuit.

These fucktards are lucky to get tased. Seventy or more years ago and a suspect was beaten to a bloody pulp or worse! Amnesty International can suck my floppy donkey dick.

I have two cousins over there right now and my thoughts turn to them often. My thoughts now bend toward your brother, angie. God bless him, for he is one of this generations greats. Uh-rah!

Yeah... queer. Been to any Barbara Striesand concerts lately?