RoyalOrleans

Brilliant fucking retort, Gollyfuck. You sound like any other piece of shit whiney liberal brat that comes on here to spew out their hate for America. Like John Lennon came down from Heaven to guide your keystrokes.

We haven't even begun to lose. Thank you very much. If the US falls, then Canada is surely next.

I loved it when Tiny (Matt McGrory) came up from behind Wydell and twisted his neck like popping off a soda pop top! I screamed "YES!". Sadly, Matt McGrory died during the making of this film. He was working on a biographical movie about Andre the Giant, too. Sad really sad... before his death in Aug of 2005 the Guiness Book of World Records 2006 as having the largest feet of any living man. [attach=full]888[/attach]

You're in America now, or at least that is where your ISP is coming from, you must assimilate or die. There are no ifs, ands, or buts... do it and make us all happy.

If we, as Americans, were to move abroad then we'd be expected to assimilate to the local culture. When those from abroad come here, legally or illegally, they bring their culture and we are made to accept it by poor legislation. The border guards may be vigilant in their efforts, but they are not effective. My hats off to the men that risk it all on the marches everyday, however it will all be in vain. All this from someone who loves Latin culture and speaks fluent Spanish. Even my Colombian neighbor, who was granted citizenship after 40 years in the US(!!!), hates the spics and wetbacks (his actual words) that jump the border into the U.S.A. every single day. He calls them, criminales degenerados.

This is not a bad movie, but isn't great either. I rented it last night, hoping that it'd be as funny and fucked up as the first one. There was some qrotesque mutilations and other shit, but lacked something... I can't put my finger on it. I loved Capt. Spaulding (Sid Haig) in the first one (House of 1000 Corpses ), but his role in this flick is not as funny. Otis (Bill Moseley) was pretty cool in this version, but seemed diluted. .

Evidently this guy buys his pants in the same place hugo buys his.

I'm going to just throw you in the Idiot Box for a few days, chum. You sound like a blubbering vagina yourself, and like most blubbering vaginas you reek of rotting fish and vinegar. Go outside today, kiddo, it's going to be a beautiful day in the ATL.

My first wife, I settled. My second wife settled on me. And to all my future exwives, you better have deep pockets. I ain't marrying no broke bitch again.

Two words: Pre Nup!

Isn't that what I just said? Is there a fucking echo in here? Rise up, prove that human beings from all walks of life are better than the dogs we keep as pets.

Sixes, you were allowed to procreate? Jesus H Christ, boy! They should've ripped your balls off so that you couldn't contaminate the rest of the world.

To play Devil's Advocate here, hugo, I believe that standardized tests are always a little biased. They are biased to those that actually sit in their class and LISTEN... do their HOMEWORK... and take some fucking control of their own DESTINY. Instead of falling in line with the rest of the degenerates. I mean, not too many national standardized tests are going to ask "Who is married to Whitney Houston?".

A little late to throw in my three cents, but I think I do a fantastic job as a Super Moderator. My own creed that I follow as a Mod... 1. I will use the Idiot Box as a last resort for anyone that ranks between Pissed To The Max and Pioneer. 2. I will use the Idiot Box as a first line of defense against anyone that ranks below a Pissed To The Max member. 3. I Ban fucking spammers. 4. I do not create too many threads, but rather MODERATE those created by our beloved members. 5. My opinions, insults, one-liners, burns, and slurs are not directed at the greenhorns around here, but they are for everyone. 6. I will continue to weave a tapestry of vulgarity in the hopes of shocking our beloved members. (I don't think too many are surprised by the things I post anymore.) 7. I will conjure a shit storm on anyone who obnoxiously posts RELIGION IS EVIL (Retards!). It's an invention of mankind like the wheel, fire, Starbucks, and the Internet (They have it on computers now! ). Man is inherently evil, not the inventions he makes. The end.

This is ridiculous, Fuckless Wrench. Put that cat down... seriously. Tell the kids that it escaped and is currently swimming towards the Isle of Man or something. Anything.

Where do you buy your pants, hugo?

Shit splatters, too.

Get in your car, drive to Atlanta, take a left onto I-85 North, and find the exit for Flowery Branch (#111). Meet me at the Publix at Spout Springs Crossing and I will show you what a bitch slap is. I'll be waiting, but I warn you, it ain't gonna be pretty.

This brings me to one conclusion, the Germans love David Hasselhoff.

It must suck to be you.

One of the best books I have ever read that was Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer". No ghost writer there... just his unadulterated opinions and dirty lingo.

My dad always judged them by the hours on the clock. A really dark one is a "2 am" and a really light one is a "1 pm". No matter what nationality, creed, religion, race, culture that you a person may be from, they have to be embarrassed by the ******s of their people.

Really? Your username implies a loving, caring sweetheart of a person. I'm sure they feel the same way about you. In 1991, I killed me one of these camel jockeys. Do I regret it? No, it was me or him. Do I think about it? All the fucking time. As long as men have greed, jealousy, lust, and pride... there will always be wars. Religion is just a clever little fascade that seduces the feeble minded and the weak of character and those that don't have a choice. This is where you and I differ. The only thing that kept me going while I was stationed in Iraq, was the pride that I felt serving my country. I wasn't doing it for the White House, or Bush, or Congress, or Oil... I was doing it for personal growth, personal gain, my hometown, and my long line of military forefathers. To die on the field of battle was my forefathers' destiny, mine has yet to be determined. This is where I decided to put you in the Idiot Box, enjoy it. I will lift the ban if you retract what you said and admit that these men and women that are dying over yonder are doing it so that you won't have to. Congress could easily drum up support for a nationwide draft. What country you from? They have television, newspapers where you're from? These fucking no-brain sand ******s are enough to keep our boys and girls going over there. Liberating a people long oppressed who were scorned, maimed, killed for exhibiting individual rights. If the cause were greater, I'd take my jarhead self over there and help out. This is the war of our time. This is the hand fate has dealt us. Puny, insignificant cocksuckers, like you will, never succeed in their ploy. Why? Your agenda is to degrade and flame without any real arguements. Enjoy the box, meathead. Uhhh.... I believe Judaism survived. If I'm not mistaken. Call me that once and I turn the cheek. Call me that again and I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you.