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  1. RoyalOrleans
    Take the broad and leave the beer.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    Well, more formally "Death". He used to bark for the Yak-woman at the county fair and a pixie dust spreader on a tilt-a-whirl, but now is completely fixed upon your soul.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    Coming right up, sir. Can I get you anything else? Coffee? Tea? Beer? Take you out into the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  4. RoyalOrleans
    Hey... Subway ain't got shit on me.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    I was grandfathered into the unappreciative generation. I would love to sample this Victorian swill of yours, builder, but I'm afraid that my palette couldn't handle such a treat. I'd vomit it up and reach for my butane cannister to huff. Motherfuckin' brigand.
  6. RoyalOrleans
    . YA-FUCKING-HOO!
  7. RoyalOrleans
    Perhaps I've heard this tale before, poppy, but I loved it so much I want to hear it again. Do you know if it is an import here in the States, builder fucktard?
  8. RoyalOrleans
    It looks even better on my new monitor. I'm actually going to that forsaken money pit hell this summer with some family. Perhaps they'll leave me there and you'll never hear from my hairy Irish ass again. Builder, lighten the fuck up. And let's get off of mothers, I got off yours.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    That was one of your crafty options for the poll, builder. As much as I hated to do it, I conformed just a smidge. Don't get used to it.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    It looks good with the new, metrosexual MSN graphics. And is super important while I sip on my soy latte, while relaxing in chinos and a rugby shirt, and reading the The National Vanguard.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    There, you screwheads. I changed the color of my sig to "DarkSlateBlue", that will be all I change under this newfound scrutiny.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    I was wondering why it was titled "Super Donkey Happy Mantis Warrior Donkey".
  13. RoyalOrleans
    I'm not sure, either. I Mad Lib, but I don't ad lib.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Well... nothing like getting all liquored up and then going out to shoot at racoons, 'possum, and the like. On a different note, bulder; what is a really stout Australian beer that is exported to the States (that you know of)? I hate Fosters, but would like to give the Down Under brewers another shot.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    When the flick hit the States, the version I saw had subtitles. Now, I'm not one hundred percent on this, but don't most Aussies speak English?
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Because all stoop-monkeys have really smart secretaries. It's incredible what the welfare system in this country will pay for.
  17. RoyalOrleans
    For twenty five bucks, I'd buy that v-neck for you and have you send me a bunch of pics! That'd rule!
  18. RoyalOrleans
    Well then this guy is a throwback to that era. Oh... and he's very upset with his grandmother. Perhaps she didn't like Mad Max.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    My housekeeper would have to be hot and of an ethnic background, hispanic is my preferred race outside my own. Perhaps a hot black girl... one that likes to clean the Head and give it.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    Having a pedicure was one of the most sensual things that has ever happened to me. I wanted to take mama-san out to dinner afterwards.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    He's from Brisbane.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    Holy Dogshit! $24.99 for a t-shirt?
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Gladly. You first.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    See. This is why I think he's an Aussie.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    He learned to kick like that from a kangaroo.
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