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RoyalOrleans

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  1. What would RO do? 1. Close the borders. 2. Close the borders. 3. Close the borders. 4. Close the borders. 5. Commission sixes to paint me a picture of a brickwall. 6. Call out our enemy's leader for a one on one duel. 7. Lastly, have humiliating sex with enemy leader's wife.
  2. I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing.
  3. Eddo is a fucking tool. Keep him in the box.
  4. Home Owner's Association meeting took place earlier to discuss our new pinestraw distributer.
  5. That's odd. I've never met a pissed Mexican before. They are usually grateful when I drive through "Madonnas".
  6. I have one cat Bizmark and he is enough cat for me. I bought a LitterMaid for him and never looked back. Definitely worth the money.
  7. You'd be a waste of perfectly good ammo.
  8. I don't hate you, sixes, I hate lima beans. I feel sorry for you.
  9. Hmmpphh... I was serious. I need a Paladin, a Wizard, and a saucy hobbit.
  10. I'm DM'ing a DnD adventure this weekend. Any of you fellas want to join in?
  11. I'd like to stick ol' Kiera Knightley in the poo-hole.
  12. That's my little way of saying, "how you doin'?".
  13. Ahhh... He looks more like a Dwayne or a Ronnie.
  14. I think mops are sexy.
  15. I date within the 18-40 range. My current girlfriend will be twenty a couple weeks!
  16. Well, he's certainly sucking your dick.
  17. Are you sucking hugo's dick or something? If not, back off and let him defend himself. He's a big boy. Are you in AZ or VA, by the way?
  18. Ohh... then what is that on your head. A mop?
  19. I have an HOA meeting tonight.
  20. I hope you got my gift, Lethal, and let's pray that it fits. Happy Birthday.
  21. Are you fucking her or something?
  22. I've got my moments.
  23. I meant this... http://crankygreg.blogs.com/crank_gregs_view/Rose.jpg
  24. Well... I meant it in the nicest way possible. Don't take offense to it, but you have a mullet.
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