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Nope. Books-a-million has the audio version narrated by Andy Rooney.

It gets bigger, too bad most of it grows inward.

The sheer size of the cock.

With a gun, I contol my own destiny.

The Gospel based on the Account of RoyalOrleans is available at any christian book store.

I'd have to go with a masseuse.... A housekeeper would be a waste for me, I keep a clean house. It's that jarhead in me to have everything in perfect order with a fresh scent. A chauffeur, I'd consider, because I wrecked my truck last weekend. A chef? My neighbor across the street is an excellent cook and is always bringing me food. My mother stops by with fried chicken and cornbread alot. My little girlfriend ain't that bad of a cook. I have two sisters with families that they cook for. I'm not above cooking for myself. I will never starve.

He's actually an Aussie.

Nothing more, nothing less. Tizz, I was going to post the footage of me slapping you across the jaw with my cock, but I decided to go with something more wholesome.

Mine has been known to send women away running and screaming.

The hills have eyes. So... Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck yourself Fuck her Fuck it Fuck him You're pretty cool and Fuck you.

Keep talking like a cunt and you'll get fucked like one.

He's looking for intelligent posters? What's he trolling here for?

I would, but I'd be their UAE. Only there for financial aid.

And Royal did sleep with all his wife's friends and there was much rejoicing. Deut 36:11

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Could us Mods wield a little more power when it comes to dealing out Rep? I think we should be able to give Rep at any particular time and post to whoever we so desire. Of course, it should be greatly reduced in total points issued. At least cut it down to a quarter or an eighth of what is normally given. This would be a good idea to encourage our Pioneers, Legacies, and the Newblood to post more, participate in a more discussions, less trolling perhaps, etc etc. Just a thought. .

The only time the Devil ever had an influence on me, was when I married my first wife. And He sayeth unto Royal... "Go now and marry that coke-snorting whore and ye shall sleep with her friends." - Deut 36:10

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He's alive and well. He sends his hate. He works with retards. One. A little known Indie film, starring opposite Emma Thompson, called the "The Elephant Man 2: Electric Boogaloo". No, he hates you.

One of the best that I've EVER seen! Let's just say that they are real and they are spectacular.

My currenty girlfriend is about 5'5" and 115 lbs soak and wet. Averge as hell and perfect.

I daresay, the majority of men do not like boney women. However, I like women that give me a boner.

Look you fucktards. The real issue is not whether a person is a muslim, a christian, a jew, a republican, a democrat, a hippy, a pimp, a queer, or a dike! It's all about whether or not I can beat the shit out of the competition in Fight Night 3.

Perhaps. The most evil thing I can think of right now is whiskey. I love it and hate it.

And that's John Kerry delivering the sweet chin music to the matriarch of the Bush clan.