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Ever put in a request to have your mail held while you are out of town? It's like trying to extract blood from a turnip! and... It's like talking to a mute mule. Jackasses! They'd fukk up a wet dream.

Are we talking Janet "From Another Planet" Napolitano?

An East End Londoner comes home from work one evening to find his wife having sex with two men on the living room floor. He says, (in my best ney accent) "Well... 'ello, 'ello." The wife looks up at her husband and replies, (again in my best ney accent) "Whuhht? You not saying 'ello to me?".

I almost forgot... BLACK SHARPIE!!! [attach=full]2285[/attach] You've got to have a Sharpie marker for all sorts of handwritten labeling, etc. I prefer my all caps block letter manuscripts to typing labels any ol' day of the fukken week!

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFs8G0yOtfc]YouTube - Molly Hatchet - "Flirtin' With Disaster"[/ame]

Last I heard, Sonny Perdue is going to reject some, if not all, of the stimulus money. Never know with Sly Sonny! We'll see... Perdue: GA might turn down some stimulus money

I've been called "cheap" and I've been called "frugal", with the former heard more frequent than the latter. I at least try the private brand equivalent and then compare it to the national brand. I mean, all in the celebration of fairness? Well, there are several items that I never skimp on (no matter my economic situation)... 1. Tide Detergent - Not Cheer or Gain because they are on sale. Nor do I deviate from the original formula, it is always regular Tide. 2. Regular Charmin Double Rolls - Well... I have a delicate anus. And with the ass-raping my IRA is taking, I hope they make a triple rolls soon. 3. Cascade Dishwasher Detergent - Come on! The Palmolive and Electrasol equivalents leave soap scum, etc on my dishes. I will not tolerate spots, Cascade has always proven its price. 4. Windex - Glass Plus and the private labels pale in comparison. 5. Original Listerine - No fruity or minty mouthwash for this old boy! The store brand isn't as strong. I find that mint mouthwash actually makes my breath smell worse! 6. Crest Toothpaste - Colgate and Aquafresh always tasted sugary to me. So I never buy them. Ohh... and I don't buy the whitening or any of the trendy varieties, just good old fashion Crest Cavity and Tartar protection. FACT: 38 years, I've never had a cavity. 7. Heinz Ketchup - Served at the Last Supper. 8. Brawny Papertowels - Despite the Brawny man shaving his trademark beard and delving into metrosexual culture, I still believe he makes a hell of a papertowel. This is the kind of papertowel that you can stretch a bit. 9. Lay's Potato Chips - Private labels are usually greasier and saltier, while Snyders and Golden Flake tend to be dry. Pringles? Nah-steeee! Regular Lay's potato chips or the Wavy variety when I feel the urge to dip! 10. Tropicana Orange Juice - I can't find "Low Acid" in any of the shelf space competitors or the private label. Ok... there you have it! Now, what are some of the items that you never skimp on!

And they rely, and I've heard Obama the Messiah use this term, "deficit reduction". Which is a ill-defined, sugar coated elusion to tax increases rather than savings.

The orders I followed kept me alive overseas.

Yeah... let's see how a weasly little tax cheat handles this.

I thought this was a discussion about an adult website.

"Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money." - Joseph Sobran

Yes! She died of dysentery, though.

That's a crying shame.

Ohh... let's blame the predatory lendors and Wall Street pigs! They held a gun to these folk's head and made them sign on the dotted line, initial here, initial here, initial here, signature, initial here, etc, etc. In the simplest of country-ass terms, "You don't need to go buying things you can't afford.". And then my personal favorite, "You gotcherself into this sh!t, dig yerself out!". Fukken entitlement-whoring sh!theels.

I, for one, am a lot more curious as to what Barney Frank's boytoy was up to at Fannie Mae while he was busy protecting that institution from President George Bush's attempts at reform, than I am in sending the New York Attorney general on a witch hunt for executives who received bonus payments pursuant to a contract.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcOLPbLQY7s]YouTube - 'The Thrill Is Gone (Live)' Video - B.B. King.mp4[/ame] The Blues rule!

That's why eddo is offering free mamograms. (rollseyes) (frownyface) (smileyface) (eatsh!tgrin)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0]YouTube - Video of Nadya Suleman Giving Birth[/ame]

Any legalities placed on what two consenting adults do behind closed doors or what a person of legal age wishes to view and/or participate, were mandated by the church and enforced through government.

What you do with books behing closed doors is your own business, Snaffy.

Lunatic and lunacy is derived from the Latin term for the Moon.

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H.L. Mencken

Stimulus plan sounds better than "bullsh!t plan".