RoyalOrleans

I'm a poet and didn't know it. -RO

I once had incredible "post shopping sex" when my live-in girlfriend, at that time mid 1990's, came home with enough bags of clothing to dress the homeless in Atlanta. "Say it's a good deal, Neal! Say it's a good deal! Who's your favorite shopper? Who's your favorite shopper!" If these walls could talk.

Hell hath no fury like a Jesus freak scorned. - RO Blessed be the cracked for they let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Or else, what? Excommunication? Bodily harm? Death? No punishment can equal to the bullsh!t I just put myself through arguing with a witless worm of a fukken human fukken being. So you go ahead and post what you want, say what you want, believe what you want; and I'll sit here stew with content of a healthy bowel movement.

Arguing with you, wez, is like explaining things to my four year old nephew. After every statement, he asks "Why?".

Awww... poor thing. Go make some cocoa with mini marshmallows.

So the Minutemen should've stayed in their homes? The French resistance, in WWII, should've laid down their arms to their Nazi infringers? Slaves shouldn't have revolted for the sake of their freedom? I went into the Marine Corp blind and I came out at full fukken awares.

Blessing every fukking thing and every fukking one doesn't make you right or suddenly holier than thou. In fact, it makes you sound like a sh!theel. Yes, freedom is a birthright of any man. However, it is the natural state of those with some sort of peerage to want to rule and lord over other men or lesser men. We are not truly free until it is won. We are not truly safe until our homesteads are secure. You didn't have to ask for anyone to kill for you. Killing for the sake of freedom and security has been going on for hundreds of years. You have to meet force with force with basic human freedoms are constricted by lords, magistrates, tyrants, and that fukking bastard in Rome with a pointy hat. Peace through strength. Not trying to shut you up, wez. Trying to make you shut the fukk up with your freedom hating, self loathing, sh!t filled attention whoring. What I learned and experienced in the USMC, made me realize that freedom has to be fought for and protected. Our way of life has to be protected, our Constitution has to be protected at all costs. I was ready to die so that you can live in a trailer. And don't give me that "I didn't ask anyone to die for me" rhetorical horsesh!t either. You will never know what "fighting for freedom" means unless you served, seen men react in the heat of a fight, and let blood with those men.

Did you all know that the original concept of "Black Friday" was to wear all black after the previous day's gorging because black is so slimming?

You're a fukken retard, wez. This little quote of yours, trying your fukken best to subvert the essence of Snaufu's intent, is the absolute epitome of what is wrong with you. Despite the forum this thread was posted, PATRIOTISM is something that snafu holds dear and by the support of posts... I'd venture to say that everyone concurs. Do not soil the sanctity of snafu's post with the witless ramblings of a trembling cornered snake. By that I mean, you are such an attention whore that you had to post something so retarded to curb the flow of discussion. "Bless every human"... fukk you! Not every human under the sun wishes our country well. In fact, many would like to see us destroyed. So don't go blessing those fukken sh!theels... not in this thread! Fukk you and fukk your fukken disorder. Get some help or jump the border. Just a reminder: your freedom was earned by the broken bodies, hearts, minds, and spirits of men far greater than you. Like respect, freedom has to be earned and we must be ready to defend it and fight for it. There is still some good in this world.

Spike, Jr. doesn't like to be labeled as your average "gay midget". He refers to himself as a "dwarven fag".

Your mom blabbered throughout the porn we made together.

Down here in the Dirty South we call it, "A whitening.".

I'm trying to bleach your asshole, asshole!

Don't guess or assume, IWS. It's true. It's true.

Well... They called Elenor Roosevelt a "First Lady", but I'm pretty sure she was more of a man than ol' Frank.

[attach=full]2151[/attach] You must carry your ass on your shoulders!!!

Ladies! Ladies! LADIES! L-A-D-I-E-S!!! cough cough My pants are still up! slides them down Now... Resume! This time with more hair whipping.

Drama is hard to convey over the internet. As I screamed "Nooo!!!", the camera closes in on my face and then spirals upward.

Oddly enough, I find myself repeating that same vicious cycle. My dad gave me his convertable El Dorado. WAIT! DAD??? NOOOO!

Ahooo... you damn right I would.

I do have a Superman t-shirt on and I can speak with dolphins. That's pretty much it. I can't think of anything more important to me right now. Is your mom hot?

It was nine o'clock.

I wonder where she ranks on some of the internet's death pool?

No movie collection is weirder than mine.