Fuck that.
You want to act like a duplicitous little school girl wearing fancy britches? Fine, go ahead. I am assertive and to the point, thus I don't play around with the fucking emoticons.
Your argument held water and seemed eloquently put, that is, until you cited Will and Grace as an example. If anything, Will and Grace is the perfect example of flagship grandeur designed to subvert the status quo of the dominant paradigm.
I know.
If the star or starlet waits long enough, they'll get a foreign child adopted right here on U.S. soil.
Hell, I heard about a Ethiopian man who circumcised his daughter at the tender age of three. I think she'll want a new set of parents real soon.
You slam the son of a bitch, but you place a winky emoticon at the end of your rant?
Stupid, M60. Stupid.
Learn your emoticons before you use them, because you have sent the message "I was just kidding. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.".