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What about spinal tap lol.

Well to tell you the truth i don't really give a **** about these jakeballs coming in. Most of them are pretty sound people and wouldn't do anything wrong and also usually do all the shite jobs so fair play. Also i'll probably be dead or will have left this country before they take hold...

Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago. It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow). Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined...

Oh yeah that'll be Abu Hamza then.

I can just see it now how the dog survived. "Hey chuck, where the hell is this guys arm"

The Big Lebowski. John Goodman is so class in that film. 'I can't play on saturday because of Shabas'

Ha. All you crazy young things with your strange sayings. Mind you one of my friends does ask girls if they want to help syphon the python.

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Wow snafu. .

ooooooooooooooooo brandishing the old handbag there eh. Well i wouldn't let them put an animal down because what the **** do i want with an animal. They smell and you need to feed them **** that.

aye mate but you are a skaghead.;)

Well technically if it was healthy the vet wouldn't put it down. So neither and i'll take

My dads down says he wants to get on the waiting list for this stuff. But until then i suppose i'll have to settle for trusty old absinthe.:D

Or full metal jacket. "Do you suck dick boy!"

Your talking some amount of pish there mate:D Good attempt though.

A large portion of the mothers in scotland are single mothers. Most seem to get little or no support and still seem to raise their kids right. So i would say that being a single mother is a badge of honour if you contribute to society.

No i think chuck norris or bruce lee or even chuck norris and bruce lee are needed here as well.

Why thankyou wullie. It came to me when i hit the peak of my high. I tell you man don't mess with that northern lights cross going around at the minute. To sum it up in one word i would have to say ohmygodi'mdroolinoohwhatsthatshinythingoveigottogetmesomefeed.

Well its only a good collection with apocalypse now in the mix.:)

LOL never noticed that someone was calling me a limey................for the umpteenth time. Anyway limey is a term for the english not scottish. But anyway muslims are all bad and have three eyes and a laser beam comes out from under their beards and they can summon forth camels to kick your...