KIDS?!? *she gasps in shock*
Me?!? *ROTFLWTIME* Good Lord, who'd wanna procreate with such a disturbed mind? One's enough! Hehehe... *shakes head*
Seriously, no guys, I have Cats, not kids... hehehe, though my cats like to think they're human (my eldest, 13y/o ginger tabby likes to actually shower with me! No lie!) they're like my children, but in the very real and physical sense, they are not. Oops, hehehe. (That's just too funny! I'm gonna be laughing about that for days... me... a mother? Yikes! There's just not enough room on the planet for anymore like me I'm afraid! Hehehe)
Wow. Blew me out of the water. As for planning my time carefully, I think I have too much of it. Since I deferred from Uni a year or two back now (wow, how time flies!) I think I've had too much time on my hands. Hence, all my writing... It's an entertaining way to pass the time, all my LP fics... But I really have to stress, they're not... um... suitable, for want of a better word, for such a public forum. Yes... it's a bit dark, a bit twisted, but then that's the nature of the beast, 'eh? ****** a sceptical brow*
If anyone's interested, PM me and I'll see what I can do... but remember, you've gotta be at least 18 and HAVE AN OPEN MIND cause, lets face it, it's pretty disturbing! *muahahaha* I should know, I wrote it! They're all fairly long (last one was about 202 pages in Word format) so don't say you weren't warned. Other than that, I'm not doing much. How can I, I'm always here, now! You'll never get rid of me now you've invited me in... kinda like a bad smell or something that just lingers... I can't say silently though... Hehehe.
Meg Cabot? Can't say I've read her work, but I'm far from insulted! I think being likened to anyone of good repute is a great thing, so I'll take that as a compliment o0SugaxNxSpice0o, thanks! *hugs* "Humourous sarcasm," that's me to a tee! Love it. How true it is. Half way to old and bitter, which is what I'm aiming for in my elderly years when I've lost what's left of my remaining faculties. You know how there's always one particular house in every neighbourhood the kids cross the street to avoid? That's what I wanna do when I'm in my twilight years, sit back on my rocking chair, nursing a shotgun across my lap, a crazy old biddy surrounded by a great pride of stray cats, chasing the kids off my lawn with a high pitched screech to my voice...
*ROTFLWTIME*
And Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever, this one's just for you, seeing as how you have exceptional taste! Hehehe... (see pic) It's on my desktop right now, this very second! Drool-fest... hehehe. Mmmm...
Thanks Viking for your kind words and encouragement, in fact, thanks everyone for taking the time to stop by let alone read my ****. I know, I dribble a lot of it, but hey... It's all good!
*big bearhugs for everybody*
TC, guys!
-Rav