Yay for my sis and her groundbreaking ideas!!!! I'm with you sis!!! We would do this thing together!!! We'd create a real Robcountry!!! We'd even have the 20th Jan parade to celebrate our Lord's birth!!!! Something like Bourdonmas...(instead of Christ-mas' date=' you know???) and instead of a christmas tree we'd have a drumkit adorned with ribbons!!!!! Hahahaha!!! LOL (OMR we're crazy aren't we???)
:thumbsup:[/quote']*lol*
Aww my sweet sis - that's why you're the crazy twin
(And
I am the
sane one??? Dear ***! *gasp*)
Our poor parents...
But BOURDONMAS, what a novel idea! And we can adorn ourselves in Matix emblazoned everything, wear our caps backwards in place of those pointy floppy elven hats that Satans (oops, I mean Santa's -
) little helpers wear. (Where is the Child Protection laws in the South Pole I ask you! Slave, migrant, unlawful labour indeed!)
* - Where wearing caps the 'wrong' way will see you're *** in the slammer.
* - Where we adorn our houses with cournucopias of drum snares rather than gingerbread houses.
* - Where we hear the thunder of drums echo from every religious establishment in place of bells (which will hense forth also be outlawed).
* - Where 'the little drummer boy' is the only Pre-Bourdonmas hymn allowed in said religious establishments.
* - Where rising out of bed before 1:00 in the afternoon is antidisestablishmentarianism (I love that word, even if it is used in the completely wrong context here *lmao and sue me*)
* - Where we worship the holy glasses even if we don't need them and expell all those that do save our Lord (CoB crossover here) because he's the only one that makes wearing glasses look sexay XD And to wear them is a sign of heresy. Probably.
* - Where Surfing is up there with walking and talking. Probably breathing too as far as human development goes. 0_o
* - Where we live our lives according to the laws of Bourdonism. (See the ten commandments at CoB/Games thread to get the punchline of that *ahem* 'joke')
* - Where we sing hymns at Weekend Mass (Henseforth known as Matix for obvious reasons) from the LP Tab book, ITE and SIB for starters
* - Where water is holy but most Holy if it comes from a plastic bottle that our Lord usually carries with him like a divine staff or something
* - Where we decorate Drum kits instead of Christmas trees (as Jojo said) and if festive enough can have stage lighting and such props that would be used for a concert BUT NOT any pissy little boyband concert - we're talking Metallica strength stage props, light shows and ten feet stacks of amps in every living room on Bourdonmas eve
* - Where making fun of the Holy goattee is punishable by death but is karmically carried over into the next life if you mock the Holy Lumberjack look
* - Where in place of streamers and garlands of decorative lights we string together sets of drumsticks end to end BUT lighting them on fire (while it looks pretty) is a heretic act and so punishable by death also.
* - Where not using the word 'Like' intermittently at least three times per conversation (any more than three and you're a Delsonite, a religion better tailored to Afro-wearing guitar weilding Brad worshippers
) is also deemed sinful.
* - Where Frowning is in. Regardless the occasion. It's also sexay. But only if you're '***.' XD
Man... I could so go on... XD This is fun! 0_0
Now who's crazy? 0_o
*waves to Jeezy*
Hiya