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Evil will always beat Good because Good is dumb. - Dark Helmet We are only as evil as our goodness.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

Idle hands are the Devil's tool. You don't take paste away from a kid, just like you go for it on 4th and inches.

I ate too much yesterday. My brother-in-law was in charge of the turkey this year and he did a superb job. He did it on a rotisserie over an open grill. He used mesquite charcoal briquettes and splashed on some type of seasoning rub.

Not sure you can make kids fuck as punishment. Goddamn, kokothemonkey, you're a twisted little monkey.

The Allman Brothes Band One Way Out Aint but one way out baby, lord I just cant go out the door. Aint but one way out baby, and lord I just cant go out the door. Cause theres a man down there, might be your man I dont know. Lord you got me trapped woman, up on the second floor; If I get by this time I wont be trapped no more. So raise our window baby, I can ease out soft and slow. And lord, your neighbors, no they wont be Talking that stuff that they dont know. Lord, Im foolish to be here in the first place, I know some man gonna walk in and take my place. Aint no way in the world, Im going out that front door Cause theres a man down there, might be your man I dont know. Cause theres a man down there, might be your man I dont know. Cause theres a man down there, Lord, it just might happen to be your man... Lord, it just a might be your man, Oh baby, I just dont know...

You'll hear me blarin' my stereo, but Skynyrd ain't in the cd changer. I do blast them Allman Brothers though!

I'm looking forward to the leftovers already.

You all heard the white man, throw his ass out! He's a ******. I fucking love this politically correct hell we live in. Where there's a double standard in favor of all races with dark pigmented skin. Hell... while he was up there he should've commented; on how asian's make a fine car, but can't drive, how Mexicans build a fine house but don't live in them, why Poles are so dumb, etc. etc. If you're going to go out, go out flaming. The man played Kramer on Seinfeld for Christ's sake! Not Joseph Goebbels on Hitler and Son.

Sean Connery was originally cast as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies.

It takes a wolf...

Each actor brought their own unique twist on the James Bond 007 character. Some were great actors, some were pretty-faces, some were bad-asses, while a few brought all three attributes onto the screen. Despite the variations and the Hollywood cheese element of the newer films, I still think Bond is one of the greatest characters of all time. Personally, it doesn't get any better than Sean Connery. I liked Roger Moore a little, but I always thought of him as Adam West's Bruce Wayne. George Lazenby? Who? Timothy Dalton was a pretty cool cat, but a poor man's Pierce Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan was Remington Steele and shoud've retired right there. Daniel Craig is like 5'6" and wears lifts in his shoes. Still a good genre of film

My dear old grandmother is 95 years old and can bake the hell out of a pumpkin pie.

God-motherfucking-dammit! Queen sucks! Who would have thought it, the lead singer of a band named "Queen" turns out to be a fruit?

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That little girl's parent ought to be dragged out into their yard and shot. Parents nowadays try to be their childs buddy rather than a mentor, teacher, and counsellor. So in an attempt to be "cool" or "hip" or "with it", folk let their kids run and dress wild.

John Smith swore up and down in The General Historie that Pocahontas had a stud in her clit.

This is news to me. I always figured Michael Richards was an odd ostrich.

Yeah... I saw a Yahoo! Spider viewing a "Nigger" thread last week.

What made you dig up this old thread?

And this one is for you... http://goofyhumor.com/flash/flash.php?F=ice_cream.swf I think that you are a smart monkey, Koko.

Ouch! How will I ever live that one down?

Based on the Neilson Ratings.

I'm 6'2, hardly a giant. I wouldn't say that I am disgusting, but willing to go the extra mile to one-up a contender.

Oh yeah? Try typing with your dog baying at the fucking telephone ringer. No... we worked off the food we ate by fucking.